Germany Hungary

[Satchmo Distel]

Sane needs to come off, been half-a-beat off all game and that corner was astonishingly bad.

ETA: Almost gives up a penalty as well, christ.

There must be better players on the bench. He's been crap in all 3 games. Starting him tonight was an odd decision.

[Toby Gymshorts]

Steady on Sam Matterface.

What Sam Matter you, HEY!

[Patrick Thistle]

Finally!

[Toby Gymshorts]

Well fuck my old boots. Germany spank in an equaliser and it's all up in the air again.

[Belhaven]

Don't fuck it up again now please!

[longeared]

Ooh, that's a second goal I've seen.

[Discordant Resonance]

2-2 Goretzka! Genuinely forgotten where the table stands now.

[Patrick Thistle]

I'm guessing that means longeared had switched back to the France game

[Sean of the Shed]

What Sam Matter you, HEY!

"I hate that ITV commentator."

"What, Sam Matterface?"

"Nothing, Hannibal, I'm fine."

[scratchmonkey]

Goretzka giving the "love" symbol to the Blackshirts as a goal celebration.

[Snake Plissken]

Bonus points for Goretzka giving the black shirts the love symbol.

[Patrick Thistle]

Robbie's lost his tenuous grip on sanity

[Discordant Resonance]

England playing Germany now.

[Patrick Thistle]

Sanè finally gets a decent cross in

[Sean of the Shed]

Group table right back where it started.

[Logan Mountstuart]

Goretska's, and his 40s hair! I am Sam Matterface and I predict loads of 40s bomber shit. I hope Germany stuff our inflated, brexity, beer-bellied arses.

[Various Artist]

My brain may be frazzled by all the shifting permutations, but am I right in thinking that if Portugal and France play out a draw they're both through no matter what happens in the other game?

[ad hoc]

Hungary trying to bring on as many players with German names as possible to confuse the opposition

That didn't work so they're bringing on the Yugoslavs

[San Bernardhinault]

This should be called the Group of Entertainment rather than Group of Death. I'm not sure any of them - apart maybe from France - look like they should be among the favourites for the tournament if they didn't have that lovely easy run to the semi finals that Longeared pointed out earlier.

[Sean of the Shed]

Griezmann's shooting has been for shit.

[Amor de Cosmos]

Greizmann off, he really hasn't had an impact today

[Discordant Resonance]

Yes, France were already through, and four points guarantees qualification for third.

[Patrick Thistle]

Really hate the dicking about in the corner routine

[Sheep]

My brain may be frazzled by all the shifting permutations, but am I right in thinking that if Portugal and France play out a draw they're both through no matter what happens in the other game?

Correct.

[Toby Gymshorts]

Goretska's, and his 40s hair! I am Sam Matterface and I predict loads of 40s bomber shit. I hope Germany stuff our inflated, brexity, beer-bellied arses.

100% this (apart from the hair bit which I'm not sure I understand).