Alexander Boris dePfeffel Johnson

[Antepli Ejderha]

https://twitter.com/ElliH53/status/1617537327819284480?t=Y-ExNPYGM5ds33zL-lPyfg&s=19

So we paid for him to go, but why?

[DCI Harry Batt]

The headline says "trip paid for" but the story says "security paid for". They are different things.

[Toby Gymshorts]

In any event, why are "we" paying for this cunt's vanity trip?

I realise that his stint as PM was a vanity trip, before anyone mentions that entire shitshow.

[DCI Harry Batt]

We aren't

[DCI Harry Batt]

I mean, we might be, for all I know. But that story doesn't say that.

[Toby Gymshorts]

Security for Boris Johnson’s surprise visit to Ukraine at the weekend was funded by taxpayers’, Downing Street has said.

"We" have paid for it. Part of it, whatever. In any event "we" shouldn't be paying for this bellend to be off on a jaunt to achieve nothing but keeping his stupid fucking face in the papers.

[Patrick Thistle]

The closer we send Johnson to active war zones the better, imo.

[ursus arctos]

The headline says "trip paid for" but the story says "security paid for". They are different things.

It is rather shockingly shoddy piece of work.

[Antepli Ejderha]

The headline says "trip paid for" but the story says "security paid for". They are different things.

That'll teach me for not reading things.

[ad hoc]

That'll teach me for not reading things.

To be fair, I never open links to the Independent either as that site is such a fucking dogs dinner of loud and aggressive unwanted advertising

[Sits]

Johnson is a rather shockingly shoddy piece of work.

Fixed.

[DCI Harry Batt]

To be fair, I never open links to the Independent either as that site is such a fucking dogs dinner of loud and aggressive unwanted advertising

It is as bad as a local "newspaper" site.

[Reality Checkpoint]

https://twitter.com/ElliH53/status/1617537327819284480?t=Y-ExNPYGM5ds33zL-lPyfg&s=19

So we paid for him to go, but why?

More to the point why did we pay for him to come back?

[DCI Harry Batt]

WE DIDN'T

[Sean of the Shed]

Who did then?

[Antepli Ejderha]

Who did then?

He'll have to declare it as a gift, won't he?

[Snake Plissken]

Eventually.

He did interviews wearing a souvenir bobble hat as well. It's incredible how desperate that fucker was to lead us in a war. Any war. He genuinely believes he's another Churchill.

[Nocturnal Submission]

Eventually.

He did interviews wearing a souvenir bobble hat as well. It's incredible how desperate that fucker was to lead us in a war. Any war. He genuinely believes he's another Churchill.

He does indeed and his Churchill-complex is why I think he believes he can secure another term as PM for himself.

[ursus arctos]

On the other hand, I am quite sure that if he can continue to command Churchill-level attention without having to serve as PM, he would consider that a win/win

[Antepli Ejderha]

Apparently the reason for his visits to Ukraine and elsewhere is because he wants to be Secretary General of NATO.

[Lobachevsky]

jesus fucking christ

[Sean of the Shed]

Putin's plan to destroy NATO hs begun, then.

[Lang Spoon]

There's no fucking way he'll get it, he's flagged as a security risk by the U.K. Foreign Office but as an elected rep and Minister they couldn't do fuck all about it.

[Etienne]

Unless Nadine Dorries is in charge of selection.

[ooh aah]

The only leader in NATO that actually wants it is Sunak, for the obvious reason it gets him out of the fucking way.