Top ten twats in rock and pop.

[G-Man]

Amazon

Rain

Forest

Fair do's. That qualifies him among the also-rans.

As for Madonna and Jennifer Lopez... played in Israel. Fucking dicks.

[Jah Womble]

Courtney Love? Had not one but two very unflattering songs written about her.

It's at least eleven, according to this article:

https://music.avclub.com/11-diss-tra...ove-1798245734

("If I'd been Kurt Cobain, I'd have done it sooner." - Mark Lamarr)

[Guy Profumo]

I think Sting was mentiomed as a "taken-as-read" twat. Though I wonder why Sting is a byword here for twattery, whereas even more gruesome individualslike EltonJohn are not. Or, indeed, many of the people named on this thread. He might be annoying and an unpleasant bandmember to Stewart and Andrew, but has Sting done things that merit the oppropbrium which OTF garlands him with?

Amazon

Rain

Forest

[3 Colours Red]

More women, you say? By all accounts, Jennifer Lopez is an absolute nightmare to work with. Makes all other "divas" look like rank amateurs.

[Jah Womble]

If we're short on women - Madonna, I'm told, can be something of a slave-driver to an entourage that presumably numbers in the thousands by now. (Whether that's textbook OTF 'twatdom', I'm not sure.)

And - almost in diametric opposition to WOM's beloved Jay-Kay-photographer-takedown - Bjork, of course, very publicly trashed a reporter. Who probably had it coming, tbf.

(Still on the Jay Kay ticket, anyone who refers to his car as a 'motor car' - such as said pop goblin does several times in that notable footage - frankly deserves it.)

Well isn't this a cheery thread.

These 'top ten twat'-beanos and their tendency to be negative, eh?

[Duncan Gardner]

Sting didn't go to his parents' funerals, then blamed a media circus.

My Mum liked him. This had less to do with a keenness for cod reggae, than that she knew his sometime father in law, Joe Tomelty

Lennox lived in a mansion flat overlooking Paddington Park where we used to play football. Despite being regularly serenaded with her old 80s hits, she never once told me to fuck off

[G-Man]

Anyway, this thread is light on women, isn't it? I nominate Annie Lennox, who once agreed to do a charity show, pulled out when it tujrned out that she wasn't getting paid, and then threatened the head of the reputable charity with legal action for writing about it on his blog.

I'm sure Ms Lennox, like many of the types mentioned here, has her commendable attributes, and I know friends of hers who assure me that she's quite lovely.

[G-Man]

I think Sting was mentiomed as a "taken-as-read" twat. Though I wonder why Sting is a byword here for twattery, whereas even more gruesome individualslike EltonJohn are not. Or, indeed, many of the people named on this thread. He might be annoying and an unpleasant bandmember to Stewart and Andrew, but has Sting done things that merit the oppropbrium which OTF garlands him with?

[Hot Pepsi]

We haven’t mentioned Sting, I don’t think. We used to have at least one whole thread devoted to his twatness.

But The Police were awesome.

[Lang Spoon]

Kim Gordon's book makes it clear Thurston Moore is the worst kind of sad middle aged male twat.

[Lang Spoon]

Just be thankful most of the MM lot aren't still posting.

[caja-dglh]

Well isn't this a cheery thread.

[Lang Spoon]

All of RHCP past and present are of course complete and utter twats.

[Lang Spoon]

I love Three Days, but both Perry Farrell and Dave Navarro seem like prize twats.

[Patrick Thistle]

David Lee Roth was a bit of a twat. As were most 80s hair metallers.

[Lang Spoon]

I suppose Gene Simmons would break the scale on the Twatometer.

[steveeeeeeeee]

I think Westlife do Vegas now.

Like Debbie did Dallas?

[MsD]

I quite like Liam Gallagher and Bobby Gillespie.

[Toby Gymshorts]

Don't know the phrase. I assumed you meant 'of the first order'. If you're not careful, you learn something around here.

Every day's a schoolday!

[Lang Spoon]

He's a mensch.

[Guy Profumo]

Re Gillespie, he winds me up no end with his immaculate record collection substituting for any talent, his piss weak attempts at rock n roll, his thin and reedy no range voice, the bullshit love of junkie rock n roll mythology. His fucking lyrics. Moving in above a Camden pub and then getting pub in shit with the council cos live music was keeping his wean up at night. Mr Socialist sending said wean to private school. His Student Grant attempts at political analysis and searing comment. His big mopey face. His (along with his punchable as fuck mate Alan McGee) whole pretending to be from No Mean City Weegieland upbringing rather than a Respectable Working Class Handsome Red Sandstone Tenement suburb (to quote forgotten 80s Scotch sitcom on the neuroses of talentless artists of the weegie lower middle class City Lights, he was regaling gullible NME hacks with made up tales of woe from from "My Childhood Up A Close") with his da a career trade unionist/failed as fuck SLab parliamentary candidate Dad (perhaps fuelling his full on Unionism as the Nats snatched what should have been a safe by election seat).

i loved Screamdelica and Dixie Narco EP, but just about everything else they did is piss weak or a total rip off from some part of his fuckin record collection. Mr Agreeable had him bang to rights, a singing knee.

But apart from that?

[Lang Spoon]

Re Gillespie, he winds me up no end with his immaculate record collection substituting for any talent, his piss weak attempts at rock n roll, his thin and reedy no range voice, the bullshit love of junkie rock n roll mythology. His fucking lyrics. Moving in above a Camden pub and then getting pub in shit with the council cos live music was keeping his wean up at night. Mr Socialist sending said wean to private school. His Student Grant attempts at political analysis and searing comment. His big mopey face. His (along with his punchable as fuck mate Alan McGee) whole pretending to be from No Mean City Weegieland upbringing rather than a Respectable Working Class Handsome Red Sandstone Tenement suburb (to quote forgotten 80s Scotch sitcom on the neuroses of talentless artists of the weegie lower middle class City Lights, he was regaling gullible NME hacks with made up tales of woe from from "My Childhood Up A Close") with his da a career trade unionist/failed as fuck SLab parliamentary candidate Dad (perhaps fuelling his full on Unionism as the Nats snatched what should have been a safe by election seat to Jim "Lexit Wank" Sillars).

i loved Screamdelica and Dixie Narco EP, but just about everything else they did is piss weak or a total rip off from some part of his fuckin record collection. Mr Agreeable had him bang to rights, a singing knee.

[WOM]

Don't know the phrase. I assumed you meant 'of the first order'. If you're not careful, you learn something around here.

[Toby Gymshorts]

Ah, right. I'm sure you've Googled it by now, but anyway, option 3:

https://www.collinsdictionary.com/di...sh/first-water

[WOM]

Twunt is a glorious portmanteau.

Nah, it was the 'first water' thing.