The Commandments of OTF

[Jorge Porbillas]

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Thou shalt not mention the OTF Clique

[Paul S]

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Thou shalt jump on Paul S regardless of what he says

[Rogin the Armchair fan]

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Thou shalt jump on Paul S regardless of what he says

That's fucking typical, that - can you believe this c***?

[WOM]

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Thou shalt jump on Paul S regardless of what he says

Another Paul S supporter comes out of the woodwork. So, by my counting, that makes...

[Gerontophile]

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Thou shalt not have credibility, unless you support not, the BRC.

I shalt make meaningless comments designed to make unto others, that which is plain, not.

Suffer little old men to come unto... oh have we stopped?

[A Doctor Speaks]

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ooh aah wrote:

Thou shalt dismiss any post on the subject of football by a certain Man Utd supporting Irishman as ludicrous, irrespective of the content of said post

Hear hear.

And ditch the word 'thou' FFS.
This is the 21st Century, allegedly.

[Bruno]

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I have to ask, is 'ooh aah' a Cantona reference?

[Eggchaser]

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hobbes wrote:

2. Your opinion is worthless without evidence

Sub clause 2 (a) - but all evidence produced to counter my argument that is not backed by an internet link, which is of course the ultimate litmus test of the veracity of evidence, shall be snootily dismissed by me as "anecdotal" and so only for use by the basest of cretins who have the same grasp of debating techniques as a baboon has of the meaning of the Rosetta Stone.

All football threads must eventually turn into a BRC/BBC club argument, or failing that, an Irish shitfight, even though it starts with a post about the Malayan 3rd Division

[Vulgarian Visigoth]

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Thou shall use the expressions "cunt" and "fuck" in any of its forms profusely, in the way keyboard tough men do, even though, or perhaps because, you look like Thom York out of Radiohead.

Thou shall start hate threads, normally addressed at politicians / journalists who deviate from the WSC dogma with such titles as "X is a cunt", "Fuck off, X", "Fuck off, X, you cunt", "X is a fucking cunt", "X is a cunting cunt" or "X is a cunting fuck".

[Wyatt Earp]

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Thou shalt air old grudges via a lot of really laboured irony.

[Vulgarian Visigoth]

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I honestly have no personal axe to grind. You have to admit that's one of the quirks that make WSC WSC.

Actually I know no one here who looks like Thom Yorke. It was a literary licence.

[Wyatt Earp]

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Insert witty username wrote:

I honestly have no personal axe to grind.

No, the "axe to grind" thing was more to do with the earlier postings that have set the slightly whiney tone this thread has recently acquired. I thought you were carrying on with that; apologies if you weren't.

Insert witty username wrote:

You have to admit that's one of the quirks that make WSC WSC.

No, I've never read it as a "look how hard I am" thing. I'm sure Thom Yorke swears.

[Vulgarian Visigoth]

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No, I've not been through the thread. You got the wrong man, officer.

[Sommer]

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Now, I have read the commandments, three times, are there any women on here?

[WOM]

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On the thread or on the board?

On the board, about 7 or 8.

Femme Folle
Lyra
Heliotrope
MsD
Spangly Princess
Morgan
Caliban
and probably one or two I've forgotten, as I'm prone to doing.

[Edit...Balderdasha...but she just disappeared into the woodwork)

[WOM]

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I don't know what to make of that.

[Sommer]

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WornOldMotorbike wrote:

On the thread or on the board?

On the board, about 7 or 8.

Femme Folle
Lyra
Heliotrope
MsD
Spangly Princess
Morgan
Caliban
and probably one or two I've forgotten, as I'm prone to doing.

[Edit...Balderdasha...but she just disappeared into the woodwork)

Hi. Thank you, I have enjoyed reading the threads, I loved this one.

[Bruno]

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And don't be fooled by Phoebe or Lucy Waterman, who are, I've gathered, male, though I could be way off on that, even to the point of getting it backwards.

[Sommer]

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Bruno

Good morning. Ok, I will not fooled.

Even if you do think you have got it backwards.

[Bored Of Education]

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Bugger, I really fancy Lucy Waterman

[blameless]

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Thou shalt not be Gilchrist.

[G-Man]

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I thought you were Gilchrist, blameless. It's the accent, I think.

[G-Man]

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Thou shalt air old grudges via a lot of really laboured irony.

If you are referring to me, I really don't know what to make of that, Wyatt.

[Wyatt Earp]

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G.Man wants a jihad wrote:

Thou shalt air old grudges via a lot of really laboured irony.

If you are referring to me, I really don't know what to make of that, Wyatt.

Luckily I wasn't.

[Wyatt Earp]

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You hadn't even posted on this thread, had you?