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    The Commandments of OTF

    After our recent thread, I thought that maybe we should put some of our commendments together for OTFers. If it's good enough for Dawkins, it's good enough for us.

    Put one each and remember that they must apply to all OTfers - theist and atheist, Britain or abroad, league or non-league, Liverpool, Man utd or, yea, even Chelsea.

    I will start -

    1. Do better

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    2. Your opinion is worthless without evidence

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      3. Don't post something controversial and then disappear for a week.

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        4. For Fuck's Sake

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          5. Sting is a cunt

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            6. Don't mention Justin by name

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              4. Thou shalt not use emoticons
              5. Thou shalt not over-use exclamation marks

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                7. Mourinho wants to fuck your wives, Tactical Genius can

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                  You might want to look up what "Commandment" means, ganja.

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                    Hofzinser wrote:
                    You might want to look up what "Commandment" means, ganja.
                    8. Don't cross Hofzinser

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                      9. Thou shalt not criticise the Guardian or cast aspersions as to its readership.

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                        Thou shalt be working class, or have its roots.

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                          I like 'Sting is a cunt' as a commandment. It doesn't work at all, which is why I like it. Like, just to show 'em.

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                            1. Carphone Warehouse

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                              For Christ's sake set our your US/UK food terminologies clearly.

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                                1. Carphone Warehouse

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                                  Thou shalt have an ignore poster button

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                                    Thou shalt not start yet another Xbox / PS3 conundrum thread, lest ye feel the wrath of GY.

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                                      Thou shalt not cross-post.

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                                        9. Thou shalt not criticise the Guardian or cast aspersions as to its readership.
                                        That one goes straight away

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                                          Thou shalt not cross-post

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                                            Thou shalt be working class, or have its roots.
                                            Not sure about this one either.

                                            There are loads of poshos on here, aren't there?

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                                              Bored of All the Beasts wrote:
                                              Thou shalt be working class, or have its roots.
                                              Not sure about this one either.

                                              There are loads of poshos on here, aren't there?
                                              Not out-and-out poshos so much, but a lot of middly-classy graduate types. WOM's satirical point here was that we tend rather to overemphasize our working-class cred.

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                                                Though shalt use the crossword medium to perpetuate arcane centuries-old arguments,

                                                Leading Caledonian ensemble lack total international credibility (6)

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                                                  Thou shalt use the crossword medium to perpetuate arcane centuries-old arguments:

                                                  Scepticism of Amis, the Reconstructed (7)

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