The WTF? Thread

[Balderdasha]

It doesn't seem to have any "e" features at all. Link

Exactly. It's a standard crappy plastic changing table. I'm almost enraged enough to contact Trading Standards.

[Lymeswold Snork]

It doesn't seem to have any "e" features at all. Link

I expect it's got AI, though. Everything has these days, allegedly

[Wouter D]

Surely it connects via Bluetooth. Asking why or how is beside the point for this sort of thing.

[Hot Pepsi]

It says it is made in England. Maybe E stands for England.

[San Bernardhinault]

I'm sure it's collecting big data on baby-shit so it can be abused at some point in the future

[caja-dglh]

Oklahoma City proposes tallest building in the US (as that would be fun in tornado alley) with aspirational tenant of what must be the worlds largest Yard House.

[Cal Alamein]

They're gettin' a few frackin' earthquakes as well.

[San Bernardhinault]

It's not just Yard House. Puttshack are part of the plan, too. Don't tell me you're not excited by 1900 vertical feet and 137 floors of minigolf?

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

Are urban land values so high jn oklahoma that they justify building a 1907 foot tall tower?

[ursus arctos]

It is heart warming to see that the spirit of the Chesapeake Energy guy lives on years after he drove into the embankment

[Patrick Thistle]

https://twitter.com/amymaxmen/status/1771894674791289137?t=CByvZF38wpcFjSCNwkxExQ&s=19

[Lang Spoon]

Murderous woo merchant. 9 cases in ireland now, and the first death was someone born before 1978. Yet the HSE in their wisdom arent providing vaccines to us oldies as we "have probably been exposed", and take up among those eligible for a booster has been pisspoor.

[Nocturnal Submission]

Coronary arrest as a bit of a larf: https://vegasfoodandfun.com/heart-attack-grill/

Like the urinals though.

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

Gotta say I'm tempted, but only because I absorb about half the calories I eat. I can't imagine this would be a good idea for anyone who couldn't guarantee that most of that would go through them in less than an hour.

[hobbes]

I think I remotely absorb the other half of your calories over wifi. .

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

Given the form in which I shed these calories, I really fucking hope not Hobbes.

[caja-dglh]

TAB just wants a spanking. there must be cheaper / easier ways.

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

TAB just wants a spanking. there must be cheaper / easier ways.

I'd have to fail first.

Last night I put away a pound of steak, five large potatoes, a large onion, (fried) 200g's of baked beans, 200 g of peas, much butter, and had 100g of dark chocolate for dessert.

I weigh 10 stone 10 lbs.

[caja-dglh]

You would just leave a little for the reward. You might even get a special nurse.

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

Haha

in 1972 the IRA decided to make a documentary where they among other things, filmed themselves making, transporting and detonating a bomb, without concealing their identities. They planned to show it on American network television. There's a programme about it on BBC tonight but you can see it here.

https://twitter.com/anfiancaillte/status/1772958113286549795

[Lang Spoon]

Thats like the shit that seemed too far fetched and silly in Network. Did a wee Derry double agent suggest that wheeze?

[Lang Spoon]

I'd have to fail first.

Last night I put away a pound of steak, five large potatoes, a large onion, (fried) 200g's of baked beans, 200 g of peas, much butter, and had 100g of dark chocolate for dessert.

I weigh 10 stone 10 lbs.

Did you bother cooking the onion or just bite into it like an apple?

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

Hahaha. Unlike him, I've actually seen an onion before!

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

Thats like the shit that seemed too far fetched and silly in Network. Did a wee Derry double agent suggest that wheeze?

The documentary is well worth watching if you get the chance. Its a fucking hell of a story

[ursus arctos]

J. Bowyer Bell was a story unto himself