Easy Brazil Group(i) E

[Diable Rouge]

Dzemaili puts the Swiss top, which one presumes Mexico will cheer (not that Brazil are pulling up any trees tonight).

[Jah Womble]

Paulinho will score tonight.

[Jah Womble]

Until the Swiss concede a sloppy goal.

Probably won't happen.

Paulinho puts Brazil on top again.

[Diable Rouge]

And Paulinho gives the Selecao the lead.

[Incandenza]

Wow, Paulinho.

[Wouter D]

This is why everybody hates Neymar.

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

If brazil get a second, they should take off neymar and coutinho and jesus, and..... The average height of the Brazil team is 5'10. The Average height of the serbs is 6'2". They look like a typical intercounty GAA team, and they're going to kill someone if they think they're going out. (there are two players in the serbian squad under 6 feet tall. if it wasn't for Messi coming along at the peak of Shit on a stick, nearly every team would look like this)

[Diable Rouge]

Serbia fine up to the penalty box, but have little penetration.

[anton pulisov]

Serbia are shit

Who did they best to get to this tournament?

[ursus arctos]

That's funny

[Jah Womble]

Ticos with a contender for goal of the tournament there, except that it just didn't go in.

That does tend to get in the way of such accolades.

[Satchmo Distel]

Apart from the first few minutes, Costa Rica have looked as uninterested as Egypt did. Swiss could score 3 or 4 but might sit on the 1-0 as Costa Rica do not seem bothered.

Marcelo is a huge loss if he's done for the tournament. Almost as big as if they lost Neymar.

[Ray de Galles]

How did Marcelo get injured was watching on an iPad in the back of a cab and missed the incident.

[ursus arctos]

Yes, he was limping after 6 or 7 minutes and holding his head when he came off.

There was no contact that was shown.

[ursus arctos]

If the Ticos collapse, Switzerland can win the group on goal difference

[Ray de Galles]

Yes, he was limping after 6 or 7 minutes and holding his head when he came off.

There was no contact that was shown.

Ah, OK. I saw that but assumed I’d missed some clash that caused it.

[Jah Womble]

Terrible through-ball.

[EIM]

Serbia letting me down by being absolutely shite here.

The commentator saying that Neymar wants to be known for playing at the level of Messi, Ronaldo and... Kane.

[Gerontophile]

Is Harry Kane commentating?

[ursus arctos]

They have used that trio before

Serbia showing a bit of life, but still lacking a cutting edge

[Gerontophile]

Was it his mum commentating?

Costa Rica score.

[Jah Womble]

Ticos level.

CrumpetCam goes crazy.

[Wouter D]

Fuck. I'm reading about Justice Kennedy's retirement, and under cover of other tabs Costa Rica score.

Was it a good one?

[Gerontophile]

Ticos level.

CrumpetCam goes crazy.

BOOBIES!

[SouthdownRebel]

That means every team has now scored at this World Cup I think?