We cast the Trump movie

[Stumpy Pepys]

James Gandolfini can play Pompeo.

(He could do Harvey Weinstein as well.)

[Nocturnal Submission]

Hmmmmmm, bit of a problem...

[3 Colours Red]

Hmmmmmm, bit of a problem...

I'm hoping Stumpy has taken my post hinting at CGI-assisted resurrection into account.

[Stumpy Pepys]

Hmmmmmm, bit of a problem...

Oh shit. Completely forgot he died.

[Stumpy Pepys]

Ray Winstone then.

[Hot Pepsi]

George Wendt is Jason Sudeikis' uncle. Sudeikis' partner is Olivia Wilde. Her dad is journalist Andrew Cockburn. It's all connected, man!

[anton pulisov]

Alicia Silverstone as Kellyanne Conway.

[Stumpy Pepys]

Alicia Silverstone as Kellyanne Conway.

I think Lindsay Lohan would be a better call.

[Hot Pepsi]

Because she's a hot mess? (Do kids still say "hot mess? Is that PC?)

[anton pulisov]

Marisa Tomei with blonde hair dye then.

[Stumpy Pepys]

Alicia Silverstone has aged a lot better than Lindsay Lohan.

[Sits]

The more I think about this, the more I think a well made doco will be better. There’s no need for even a hint of caricature. They’re all so much better just as they are.

No narrator, just Senna style; archive footage and interviews. Get the popcorn.

[MarkF]

Jimmy Savile as Betsy DeVos...