cunt...I was going to buy myself a Belstaff jacket today..until I saw that twat hammond wearing one on top gear last night :-(
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I hate Richard Hammond..even more than before
My wife and I were driven to comment last night that even for him, even on Top Gear, he was dressed and hairstyled like an idiot last night. He looked like Roxette's A&R man.
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I hate Richard Hammond..even more than before
‘I wish he had died in that crash and that he had been decapitated and that his head had rolled off in front of his wife and that a jagged piece of metal debris from the car had got stuck in his eye and blinded him.
‘And then his head had rolled on a few more yards into a pool of boiling oil and that his head had retained just enough neural capacity for him to be able to think “ooh, this is bit hot" before the whole thing exploded into tiny pieces.’
‘I wish Richard Hammond HAD died and I wish he had been decapitated. Of course, it’s a joke. But coincidentally it’s also what I believe
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I hate Richard Hammond..even more than before
That's quite amusing for Stewart Lee.
Hammond's hair s just ridiculous. Presumably its something psychological to do with his accident. Like they shaved his head for an operation and he hated it and this is a reaction to that. Or something. At any rate, a loved one needs to take him to one side and discreetly suggest how many kinds of cunt he looks.
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Or a load of self-centred hypocrites on the internet need to get a life.
I've met him. He's a nice bloke doing something he loves. He wears a 'necklace' made by his kids to wish him well after his accident. He loves his family life and loves nothing more than walking his dogs with his wife and kids. And, as a biker, has every reason to own a Belstaff jacket.
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What CTT, EIM, and (almost) Stewart Lee said.
It's very sad and all that he had this accident, and I'm sure he's very pleasant, and nice to his Mum, and whatever.
But he's made a career out of fetishising dangerous and selfish driving,* almost died as a result of a breathtakingly dangerous and selfish piece of driving... and has he since then come out and said "that was incredibly stupid, dangerous, and selfish, I apologise to everybody else who has to use the same roads, I apologise to my family and everybody else whose lives I almost destroyed, I apologise to everybody whose life has been destroyed by the dangerous and selfish fuckwits myself and my cunt mate Clarkson have got massively rich by egging on"?
Has he fuck. I'm with Frankie Boyle on this one.
*also of infantilising science, but that's by the by.
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Twilight Johnny Atom wrote:
Is that what OTF does now, slag people off for what they look like?
Oh yes, that's what it's always done, I remember.
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Richard Hammond brings out the shallow in people. OK, me. And I have paradoxically 'high' standards of shallow. My opinions about him are limited to "But he's cute and be honest, you would, right?" and "but I hate him for advertising meat on the telly."
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