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    I hate Richard Hammond..even more than before

    cunt...I was going to buy myself a Belstaff jacket today..until I saw that twat hammond wearing one on top gear last night :-(

    #2
    I hate Richard Hammond..even more than before

    Heh! I'm reminded of my mate Pete in the mid-80s, who bought a cardigan, only to see John Craven wearing it on Newsround the week after.

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      #3
      I hate Richard Hammond..even more than before

      Stumpy Pepys wrote:
      my mate Pete in the mid-80s, who bought a cardigan
      I've no intention of buying a cardigan before my mid-80s...

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        #4
        I hate Richard Hammond..even more than before

        My wife and I were driven to comment last night that even for him, even on Top Gear, he was dressed and hairstyled like an idiot last night. He looked like Roxette's A&R man.

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          #5
          I hate Richard Hammond..even more than before

          This is the guy who was named "Man of the Year" by some dim-witted organisation for smashing up his car at a very high speed and not dying?

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            #6
            I hate Richard Hammond..even more than before

            Yet another sartorial disaster.



            I'm even burning my old ones of these, though.

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              #7
              I hate Richard Hammond..even more than before

              Stewart Lee really ripped into this imposter on his recent stand-up tour.

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                #8
                I hate Richard Hammond..even more than before

                ‘I wish he had died in that crash and that he had been decapitated and that his head had rolled off in front of his wife and that a jagged piece of metal debris from the car had got stuck in his eye and blinded him.

                ‘And then his head had rolled on a few more yards into a pool of boiling oil and that his head had retained just enough neural capacity for him to be able to think “ooh, this is bit hot" before the whole thing exploded into tiny pieces.’

                ‘I wish Richard Hammond HAD died and I wish he had been decapitated. Of course, it’s a joke. But coincidentally it’s also what I believe

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                  #9
                  I hate Richard Hammond..even more than before

                  That's quite amusing for Stewart Lee.

                  Hammond's hair s just ridiculous. Presumably its something psychological to do with his accident. Like they shaved his head for an operation and he hated it and this is a reaction to that. Or something. At any rate, a loved one needs to take him to one side and discreetly suggest how many kinds of cunt he looks.

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                    #10
                    I hate Richard Hammond..even more than before

                    Or a load of self-centred hypocrites on the internet need to get a life.

                    I've met him. He's a nice bloke doing something he loves. He wears a 'necklace' made by his kids to wish him well after his accident. He loves his family life and loves nothing more than walking his dogs with his wife and kids. And, as a biker, has every reason to own a Belstaff jacket.

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                      #11
                      I hate Richard Hammond..even more than before

                      He sounds like a right cunt.

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                        #12
                        I hate Richard Hammond..even more than before

                        He isn't the only one, EIM.

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                          #13
                          I hate Richard Hammond..even more than before

                          Ah, TJA means well. He just likes his cars.

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                            #14
                            I hate Richard Hammond..even more than before

                            What CTT, EIM, and (almost) Stewart Lee said.

                            It's very sad and all that he had this accident, and I'm sure he's very pleasant, and nice to his Mum, and whatever.

                            But he's made a career out of fetishising dangerous and selfish driving,* almost died as a result of a breathtakingly dangerous and selfish piece of driving... and has he since then come out and said "that was incredibly stupid, dangerous, and selfish, I apologise to everybody else who has to use the same roads, I apologise to my family and everybody else whose lives I almost destroyed, I apologise to everybody whose life has been destroyed by the dangerous and selfish fuckwits myself and my cunt mate Clarkson have got massively rich by egging on"?

                            Has he fuck. I'm with Frankie Boyle on this one.

                            *also of infantilising science, but that's by the by.

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                              #15
                              I hate Richard Hammond..even more than before

                              You'll need to cite your source for that I reckon.

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                                #16
                                I hate Richard Hammond..even more than before

                                I need to cite my source for a negative existential?

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                                  #17
                                  I hate Richard Hammond..even more than before

                                  Probably.

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                                    #18
                                    I hate Richard Hammond..even more than before

                                    Me: He has never said X.

                                    You: Where has he never said that?

                                    Every single book, article, or blog post ever published on any topic anywhere contains an absence of him saying that.

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                                      #19
                                      I hate Richard Hammond..even more than before

                                      Good, I'm glad that's cleared up.

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                                        #20
                                        I hate Richard Hammond..even more than before

                                        Can I just say I wasn't being entirely serious. Ta.

                                        Also, there's a photo of me where I look just like James May.

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                                          #21
                                          I hate Richard Hammond..even more than before

                                          I keep seeing the cover to his new book in the shops. It gives me the fucking creeps.

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                                            #22
                                            I hate Richard Hammond..even more than before

                                            If that's meant to be his "serious" look it succeeds only in making him look rather gormless.

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                                              #23
                                              I hate Richard Hammond..even more than before

                                              Is that what OTF does now, slag people off for what they look like?

                                              Oh yes, that's what it's always done, I remember.

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                                                #24
                                                I hate Richard Hammond..even more than before

                                                Twilight Johnny Atom wrote:
                                                Is that what OTF does now, slag people off for what they look like?

                                                Oh yes, that's what it's always done, I remember.
                                                Are we allowed to take the piss out of him for being short? No? Damn, that's those free stickers going to waste then...

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                                                  #25
                                                  I hate Richard Hammond..even more than before

                                                  Richard Hammond brings out the shallow in people. OK, me. And I have paradoxically 'high' standards of shallow. My opinions about him are limited to "But he's cute and be honest, you would, right?" and "but I hate him for advertising meat on the telly."

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