Whatever next?

[statto99]

I've just discovered the various random generators at thesurrealist.co.uk. I fear I may be lost there for some time.

Reality TV Generator:

"Ugly, Angry or Blind?" - At last, the chance to watch a group of housewives farm. Jamie Oliver presents.

"Trust Me - I'm a Christian" - with Bruce Forsyth.

"The Parent House" - Danii Minogue helps parents from a tropical island setting to become spoiled.

Evening Standard (E'en Stanrd!) Headline Generator:

"Bendy Inspector of Hate Seized"

"Celebrity Phone Contest Hunter Killed"

"Extremist Fog 'Doomed'"

[ian.64]

Whatever next?

On The Hour did all that stuff years ago without the aid of online random technobobs. You can do it yourself.

Goldfish Erection Catastrophe.

Students Repelled By Hot Priest.

Magnets Are the Future, Says Malevolent Toddler.

[The Exploding Vole]

Whatever next?

Goldfish what?

[statto99]

Whatever next?

True, ian, but I find something entertaining in the results on the generator being composites of photographs of actual Evening Standard billboards. It would be less fun if it was just the words.

And, unlike On The Hour, I can ask the Generator to give me another and another and another...

[Toby Gymshorts]

Whatever next?

"Tory Brothels Alert"

[Hot Orange]

Whatever next?

"London Peer in London Street"

Slow news day there.

[Guest]

Whatever next?

Just got this informative number!

[statto99]

Whatever next?

The reality TV Generator has just given me:

"The Housewife House" - Filmed in an isolated house.

which I think could feature the sound of television collapsing in on itself.