"Well it's a long, boring drive......

[willie1foot]

and the stereo in the car was broken"

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/01/07/2460860.htm

Stoned, driving at 147kph and filming himself have a wank at the same time? The chap deserves a medal!

[Uncle Ethan]

"Well it's a long, boring drive......

It's a weird place, the Territory.

[Guest]

"Well it's a long, boring drive......

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegrap...005941,00.html

They aint much better in Queensland...

He has left DNA evidence at the crime scene.

*shudder*

[Uncle Ethan]

"Well it's a long, boring drive......

"His method of entry is to smash through walls and squeeze through tight holes,"

Brilliant.

[evilC]

"Well it's a long, boring drive......

From the first story:

"He also pleaded guilty to driving unlicensed, carrying two cannabis smoking pipes, administering the drug and carrying a loaded rifle.

Magistrate Sue Oliver says the driving was bizarre to say the least and conduct she expects of someone much younger."

Brilliant again. So, if he was 17, the summing up would have gone...

"Right, you doped-up, gun-wielding, speed-obssessed pervert... since this is your first offence, I'm prepared to put it down to youthful high-jinks. I'm sure there's a precedent for that somewhere, but I just can't find it right now. However, just make sure you learn from this and get such impulses - all of them - out of your system before your late 30s. We come down hard on older deviants like you! Oh and get yourself a licence ...so we can put points on it next time. Dismissed!"