If it hasn't been done already, then here it is now.
I know some will think that having New Year resolutions is a bit of a cop-out because if you were a bit more self-controlled then you wouldn't have to say 'I resolve to eat better and cut out the booze' because you would be fully in command of your destiny and not have to blurt it out and adhere to it like a hastily-scrawled post-it note on the fridge door.
So here goes. After letting myself go way too much in the Chrimbo season, I'm knocking off the booze, cutting down on crap food (small treats here and there are still permissable, I would suggest) and sticking to a healthier lifestyle (well, relatively healthier. I'm not an Olympian).
Any resolutions that follow the 'be nice to your fellow man' path are doomed to failure, I'm afraid. I'll probably be a grudging old cunt while abstaining from the indulgent things in life.
Your vows?
I know some will think that having New Year resolutions is a bit of a cop-out because if you were a bit more self-controlled then you wouldn't have to say 'I resolve to eat better and cut out the booze' because you would be fully in command of your destiny and not have to blurt it out and adhere to it like a hastily-scrawled post-it note on the fridge door.
So here goes. After letting myself go way too much in the Chrimbo season, I'm knocking off the booze, cutting down on crap food (small treats here and there are still permissable, I would suggest) and sticking to a healthier lifestyle (well, relatively healthier. I'm not an Olympian).
Any resolutions that follow the 'be nice to your fellow man' path are doomed to failure, I'm afraid. I'll probably be a grudging old cunt while abstaining from the indulgent things in life.
Your vows?
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