Proles! Know your place!

[Guy Profumo]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43254174


Stand in the garden, over there, and don't come too close!

[Stumpy Pepys]

Do you think they should have a free-for-all attendance policy? [Scratches head]

[Toby Gymshorts]

I'd prefer a "don't-fucking-care" policy, but that might just be me.

[hobbes]

It's not just you.

[WOM]

You'll all come around by wedding day. It's like the Olympics...you try to be a curmudgeon about it, but then suddenly you're standing there waving a little paper flag.

[elguapo4]

I want to know where the stag is,I'm thinking not Temple Bar

[SouthdownRebel]

I missed this at the time (January) but the council leader is getting into the spirit of things.

[Sits]

As a former resident of the Royal Borough of Windsor & Maidenhead, I am ashamed, even if he isn't.

[Bored Of Education]

Basically, if I am paying for a wedding, the least I expect is to be invited.