Bad things to say during sex

[Pietro Paolo Virdis]

Meep Meep!

[beak]

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on earth as it is in heaven, amen

[evilC]

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Thanks, Mum.

[evilC]

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Thanks, Dad

[evilC]

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Thanks, Rover

[Pietro Paolo Virdis]

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Pax Vobiscum

[Wyatt Earp]

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Don't do that, it makes my warts sore.

[Gangster Octopus]

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Shhhh, go back to sleep.

[RobW]

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'Sorry, i've got to answer that'

[Guest]

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"Your sister never says no!"

[RobW]

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"Up the bum, no harm done!"

[evilC]

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"Ewwwwwww!!!"

[evilC]

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"5 seconds - a new record!"

[Gangster Octopus]

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You know, that ceiling really could do with a coat of paint.

[beak]

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"What sphinx of cement and aluminum bashed open their skulls and ate up their brains and imagination?

Moloch! Solitude! Filth! Ugliness! Ashcans and unobtainable dollars! Children screaming under the stairways! Boys sobbing in armies! Old men weeping in the parks!

Moloch! Moloch! Nightmare of Moloch! Moloch the loveless! Mental Moloch! Moloch the heavy judger of men!

Moloch the incomprehensible prison! Moloch the crossbone soulless jailhouse and Congress of sorrows! Moloch whose buildings are judgment! Moloch the vast stone of war! Moloch the stunned governments!

Moloch whose mind is pure machinery! Moloch whose blood is running money! Moloch whose fingers are ten armies! Moloch whose breast is a cannibal dynamo! Moloch whose ear is a smoking tomb!

Moloch whose eyes are a thousand blind windows! Moloch whose skyscrapers stand in the long streets like endless Jehovahs! Moloch whose factories dream and croak in the fog! Moloch whose smokestacks and antennae crown the cities!

Moloch whose love is endless oil and stone! Moloch whose soul is electricity and banks! Moloch whose poverty is the specter of genius! Moloch whose fate is a cloud of sexless hydrogen! Moloch whose name is the Mind!

Moloch in whom I sit lonely! Moloch in whom I dream Angels! Crazy in Moloch! Cocksucker in Moloch! Lacklove and manless in Moloch!

Moloch who entered my soul early! Moloch in whom I am a consciousness without a body! Moloch who frightened me out of my natural ecstasy! Moloch whom I abandon! Wake up in Moloch! Light streaming out of the sky!

Moloch! Moloch! Robot apartments! invisible suburbs! skeleton treasuries! blind capitals! demonic industries! spectral nations! invincible mad houses! granite cocks! monstrous bombs!

They broke their backs lifting Moloch to Heaven! Pavements, trees, radios, tons! lifting the city to Heaven which exists and is everywhere about us!

Visions! omens! hallucinations! miracles! ecstasies! gone down the American river!

Dreams! adorations! illuminations! religions! the whole boatload of sensitive bullshit!

Breakthroughs! over the river! flips and crucifixions! gone down the flood! Highs! Epiphanies! Despairs! Ten years' animal screams and suicides! Minds! New loves! Mad generation! down on the rocks of Time!

Real holy laughter in the river! They saw it all! the wild eyes! the holy yells! They bade farewell! They jumped off the roof! to solitude! waving! carrying flowers! Down to the river! into the street!"

it totally kills the mood.

[beak]

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thread killer

[Purves Grundy]

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Well, how do you top that? I've only just stopped laughing.

[hobbes]

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"Is it in yet?"
"Oh sorry, I thought you'd finished."

[Guest]

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"I'm doing it! I'm finally doing it!!"

[Guest]

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"Does this mean you love me? It does, doesn't it! You love me! Oh, I love you too. Even though this is only the second time we've met, I just know that this means you'll love me forever and ever, just as I will love you forever and ever. Nothing will ever separate us now. You can't leave me now. YOU WON'T LEAVE ME NOW. You won't even dare try. After all, you wouldn't do this if you didn't love me, would you?"

[Mumpo]

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"Now we know... now we know..."

[evilC]

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"The Horror! The Horroorrrrr!!!"

[anton pulisov]

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Oh wait, these are novelty condoms.

[Eggchaser]

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"For what you are about to receive, you can thank me in person."

"Well, I've never seen one like that before."

"This will look great on the net!"

[Banana Banana]

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"Can you put it back in for me, love?"

"Did you change the sheets?"

"This is better than Archie Gemmill's goal against Holland"

"No, that's the handbrake"

"Shall I take my socks off?"

"You want the light ON???"

"No I am not eating crisps, I'm taking my pants off"