The lack of masturbatory insults in the US

[Stumpy Pepys]

The lack of masturbatory insults in the US

treibeis wrote: What I will do is point out that a German "Polishes His Club".

Y'know, this is a topic I never explored in German.

Can one Schlag den Bischof out of interest?

[treibeis]

The lack of masturbatory insults in the US

Stumpy Pepys wrote: Can one Schlag den Bischof out of interest?

I've never heard it, but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

Dem Arbeitslosen die Hand schütteln made me laugh the first time I heard it.

("Shaking the unemployed by the hand", or whatever.)

[ad hoc]

The lack of masturbatory insults in the US

In Micronesia, for reasons unknown a lot of the girls have names ending in -leen (I remember a Jackyleen, a Renseleen, and many more in my classes). Thus for the boys, "Having a date with Fingerleen", became the euphemism of choice

[Jah Womble]

The lack of masturbatory insults in the US

treibeis wrote:

Can one Schlag den Bischof out of interest?

I've never heard it, but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

Dem Arbeitslosen die Hand schütteln made me laugh the first time I heard it.

("Shaking the unemployed by the hand", or whatever.)

Interesting, as 'shaking hands with the unemployed' generally meant 'going for a wee' in school parlance. I tended to attach the suffix '...at the job centre' for added laughs.

[caja-dglh]

The lack of masturbatory insults in the US

WOM wrote: I object to this 'branding' of me as grammatically challenged. It's hobbesian in its wrongness.

How can I be grammatically challenged? I work in the publishing industry!

[WOM]

The lack of masturbatory insults in the US

Pfft. Three days later...

Weekend jail time again?

[treibeis]

The lack of masturbatory insults in the US

WOM wrote: Pfft. Three days later...

Weekend jail time again?

Have you stopped using verbs as well?