You know when you finish a soft boiled egg?

[EIM]

Do you turn the shell upside down and put a hole in it, so 'the witches can't use it as a boat'?

I've been doing this since I was about four years old, after my Mum told me to, without once questioning it.

[Femme Folle]

You know when you finish a soft boiled egg?

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[DCI Harry Batt]

You know when you finish a soft boiled egg?

No

I would always crush the shell, though.

[Guest]

You know when you finish a soft boiled egg?

Yes, I was told the same thing and so I would automatically do that, yeah

[kugelrund]

You know when you finish a soft boiled egg?

I crush them and put them around the lettuce in the garden to deter slugs.

[Femme Folle]

You know when you finish a soft boiled egg?

But why would be afraid of a witch that was so tiny she could fit into half an egg shell? I mean, you could easily just step on her.

[Rogin the Armchair fan]

You know when you finish a soft boiled egg?

I turn mine upside down, draw a picture of Sir Alex Ferguson's face on it in felt-tip pen, then smash it in with my teaspoon.

[Kurt Bafokeng]

You know when you finish a soft boiled egg?

The only relevant question surely is, before eating, whether to smash the shell and peel it off or to cut off the uppper quarter like Hannibal Lecter did with Ray Liotta's head.

[Wyatt Earp]

You know when you finish a soft boiled egg?

It would also be a very ineffective boat, owing to the bad design of its keel.

[hobbes]

You know when you finish a soft boiled egg?

I turn mine upside down, draw a picture of Sir Alex Ferguson's face on it in felt-tip pen, then smash it in with my teaspoon.

You must go through a lot of red felt tips.