The cat shat on the bat

Evariste Euler Gauss

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#1

The cat shat on the bat

07-08-2021, 16:54

Not literally, like. Just couldn't think of a synonym for "killed" that ends in "-at on". The cat flatttened the bat? The cat batonned the bat"? Nothing quite works.

Bat killed by cat after record 1,200-mile journey - BBC News
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Jah Womble

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#2

08-08-2021, 08:20

‘The cat twatted the bat’?
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Patrick Thistle

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#3

08-08-2021, 09:41

Poor bat.
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