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Mr Delicieux
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#1901
24-03-2024, 17:12
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#1903
25-03-2024, 12:26
Well, that's my afternoon kaput.
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#1906
26-03-2024, 18:09
Love that
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30-03-2024, 01:22
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#1909
30-03-2024, 01:28
And while I'm here, can I just check if I'm permitted to link to a nun joke?
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#1910
30-03-2024, 07:30
Nocturnal Submission, yesterday.
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#1911
30-03-2024, 10:57
Haha! I'll take that as a "No" then.
(It's very funny.)
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#1912
30-03-2024, 11:15
Does it include the line "Where's the soap?"?
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#1913
30-03-2024, 11:56
Yeah, I'm alright with it as long as they aren't anywhere near any cobblestones.
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#1914
30-03-2024, 13:13
Oh, if you insist:
https://www.tiktok.com/@smithytrucki...844549?lang=en
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#1915
30-03-2024, 13:22
That's quite an old joke, but very well constructed
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#1916
01-04-2024, 20:23
A day late, but:
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#1917
01-04-2024, 23:12
I have a photo of Bboy being held by Father Christmas which looks very similar to that.
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#1918
02-04-2024, 06:32
I thought this was "lolz", not "nightmare fuel".
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#1919
02-04-2024, 09:16
I think that photo has been doing the rounds even longer than the nun joke.
(Which I have to say wasn't bad.)
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#1920
02-04-2024, 17:55
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Does it include the line "Where's the soap?"?
To be honest, I think I was in my forties before I 'got' that one.
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#1922
02-04-2024, 22:12
Couple of days late but...
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#1924
03-04-2024, 07:16
reminiscent of this classic.
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