Big Brother - Nein

[My Name Is Ian]

Big Brother - Nein

Now, did I hallucinate that, or did he have a feather up his arse?

[Gerontophile]

Big Brother - Nein

whether you hallucinated or not, its early days.

[My Name Is Ian]

Big Brother - Nein

Heh - the night is young.

[Rogin the Armchair fan]

Big Brother - Nein

Oh wonderful, the latest one in is the screaming self-obsessed moron who would apparently like to invite Hitler to dinner. I wouldn't mind but he shares my name, and I just know at some point over the next 9 weeks I'm going to get teased about that.

[Gerontophile]

Big Brother - Nein

Rogin: your real name is Screamer?

[My Name Is Ian]

Big Brother - Nein

Oh, hang on. I know Rogin's real name.

[Rogin the Armchair fan]

Big Brother - Nein

No, Dennis. Why couldn't "Dennis" be just the normal, everyone wants to be him, housemate, not the nutter?

[Gerontophile]

Big Brother - Nein

I think I prefer Eddie Izzard tbh.

[Gerontophile]

Big Brother - Nein

Dennis is a cool name... for a heterosexual. There is a strong possibility of you being called Denise in the very near future.

[Rogin the Armchair fan]

Big Brother - Nein

gero, I hope you completely understand I'm not commenting on his (apparent) sexuality, just the fact that he's clearly going to spend his time in the house wearing a top hat with a feather on it and shouting loudly to everyone about how cool it is that grass is like, so green, yeah? He's going to do for "Dennis" what Jade Goody did for "Jade".

[My Name Is Ian]

Big Brother - Nein

Christ, when will they learn, these people? This one has given herself more or less no chance of winning with her display of "aint I great" outside, there.

[My Name Is Ian]

Big Brother - Nein

Oh well. This ginger one looks a bit like someone I work with. And Rex is a great name.

[finney]

Big Brother - Nein

That shite is back on TV please god make it end..........

[Gerontophile]

Big Brother - Nein

So, Benny from Grange Hill got another job then?

[Gerontophile]

Big Brother - Nein

WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE IS SHE SPEAKING???

[My Name Is Ian]

Big Brother - Nein

Actually, maybe not.

[Gerontophile]

Big Brother - Nein

Her and the Sweaty are going to get on screamingly well...

[My Name Is Ian]

Big Brother - Nein

I don't find her particularly objectionable, either. She also loosely reminds me of someone that I work with.

[Gerontophile]

Big Brother - Nein

I think we may have a winner... The way that the other girl guided her to the alcohol, and said, 'Here, drink this NOW' makes me think that she isnt as stupid as one would instantly think. Or, she really is. Either way, she has nice boobies, and has a decent shot at this.

Sorry about the sexism, but its true.

[Gerontophile]

Big Brother - Nein

Stephen Hendry has something to do in the off season...

[My Name Is Ian]

Big Brother - Nein

I... I just...

Christ.

[Gerontophile]

Big Brother - Nein

Why has he got a trophy in his hand? I didnt know that the Worlds Biggest Twat heats were underway.

[Gerontophile]

Big Brother - Nein

Mario has just proved that he has muscles in his brain.

[cackaforte]

Big Brother - Nein

Managed to watch 15 mins of it before storming upstairs like a stroppy teenager. Will be watching the Euros on a crappy portable TV in the kitchen. It is so unfair

[Gerontophile]

Big Brother - Nein

uh oh. 'I've got a baby, I've got commitments.' She is 21 and in Big Brother. Anyone see a spectacular point missing there?