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    I don't want those gays ringing me on their homophones

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      That's the thing ursus linked to above.

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        Oh...

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          How many have you heard of?

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            Too many.

            Quite a few hedge fund managers and/or owners of professional sports franchises on that list.

            Pity North Dakota, Maine and Alaska for being bereft of billionaires.

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              One for the Brits - Jonathan Agnew, 20 years a TMS commentator and thus widely travelled, wined & dined, didn't know until this week that the kippers he enjoys for breakfast don't come out of the sea like that. Commentating on the India Test Match from Southampton, he suggested someone pop along to Portsmouth to buy some local kippers.

              Not earth-shattering I know, but I went "WTF", so here it is.

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                Yesterday, Mrs WOM had a long and important conversation with her grandmother (who's losing her mind a bit) on the phone. She called me later and said "I made notes of our conversation, but I'm thinking of getting the transcript."

                So I said "What transcript?"

                "Of the phone call. Can't you get that from the phone company?"

                Really long pause.

                "Are you being serious?"

                "Nevermind."

                "Do you think someone records and transcribes everyone's phone conversation? Is that....?"

                "Nevermind. Forget it. I have to go."

                Just...WTF?

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                  WOM wrote: Yesterday, Mrs WOM had a long and important conversation with her grandmother (who's losing her mind a bit) on the phone. She called me later and said "I made notes of our conversation, but I'm thinking of getting the transcript."

                  So I said "What transcript?"

                  "Of the phone call. Can't you get that from the phone company?"

                  Really long pause.

                  "Are you being serious?"

                  "Nevermind."

                  "Do you think someone records and transcribes everyone's phone conversation? Is that....?"

                  "Nevermind. Forget it. I have to go."

                  Just...WTF?
                  At least there's a transcript of this conversation available now.

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                    Give the CIA a buzz. They'll have it. Or their Canadian proxies will. Might need to twist their arms a little to make them admit that they are in possession, though.

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                      Southport Zeb wrote: At least there's a transcript of this conversation available now.
                      Well played.

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                        Crowdfunding the Third Temple.

                        $100k isn't bad for a house fit for G-d.

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                          ursus arctos wrote: Too many.

                          Quite a few hedge fund managers and/or owners of professional sports franchises on that list.

                          Pity North Dakota, Maine and Alaska for being bereft of billionaires.
                          Leon Gorman, heir of the LL Bean fortune, is the only one of those I'd piss on if they were on fire.

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                            Yeah, I can't think of anything more likely to bring lasting peace to Israel and Palestine than building the Third Temple on Temple Mount.

                            It's an idea whose insensitivity towards other religions and cultures would make ISIS think twice.

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                              A jogger in Brooklyn found a human skeleton dressed up and propped up on display:

                              http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/national-international/Runner-Discovers-Bones-Prospect-Park-Lefferts-Gardens-Running-Path-NY-270263911.html?_osource=SocialFlowFB_CTBrand

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                                http://www.engadget.com/2014/08/07/bondara-sexfit-i-used-to-be-a-serious-journalist/?utm_source=Feed_Classic_Full&utm_medium=feed&utm_ campaign=Engadget&?ncid=rss_full

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                                  Initially I thought, 'that's just a vibrating cock ring isn't it, what's so WTF about that?' and then I embiggened the image (fnar) to read the features on offer. That is quite something.

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                                    Oh, Atlantic City. Why must you be so shitty?

                                    http://www.philly.com/philly/business/20140813_What_do_you_do_with_a_giant__empty_casino _building_.html

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                                      Is it just me that doesn't understand the guy's logic here?

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                                        "Temple" is an old chestnut amongst quiz geeks, being the answer to the question "what is the only station name that the Paris Metro and the London Underground have in common". So these "Third Temple" chaps should re-focus their efforts on getting a station on the New York subway renamed, instead of trampling on the 3rd holiest site of Islam.

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                                          Slavery in Hampshire.

                                          Police have rescued eight men from a farm after an investigation into potential slavery and servitude.

                                          Officers from Hampshire police, supported by the National Crime Agency, executed a warrant at Little Testwood Farm in Calmore, Southampton, at 6am on Tuesday.

                                          The men, from Romania, Latvia and Poland, are aged between 21 and 46. They have been taken to a survivor reception centre where they are receiving emotional and practical support.

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                                            Actually, ursus, it is unfortunately quite a common thing over here especially with Eastern European workers. The Traveller community get the blame quite a lot and, I have to say, that, from the news reporting, they do seem disproportionately involved. That "from the news reporting" is a fairly big qualifier, however, obviously.

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                                              Is this the right place for this?

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                                                Well, I am unsurprised to see it on here so yes, I guess.

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                                                  Taiwan Restaurant Apologizes for Pasta Dish Called ‘Long Live the Nazis’

                                                  Ms. Chao said the purpose of the original name “was simply to help customers” make the German connection to the pasta dish, in which German sausage is the primary ingredient.

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                                                    Such stories, which tend to come out of East Asia with some regularity, always have me wondering about what exactly The average Taiwanese (or Thai, etc.) student is taught about WWII in Europe.

                                                    I would also hope that the requisite food safety authorities will do their best to ensure that that Piegel monstrosity never enters our country.

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