MERRY BLOODY CHRISTMAS!

[Incandenza]

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Our little one threw a tantrum at my parents house for Christmas Eve dinner, and now I just found our trifle bowl after spending about 2 hours digging through our garage looking for it. At least I get pear trifle out of it...

[Glass Half Empty]

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Despite everything wrong with the build up it amazes me that Christmas morning is still such a great time. Enjoy it with your nearest and dearest, Happy Christmas.

[axel]

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A Merry Hungover Christmas to each and every one x

PS. Don't drink port on top of lots of Saltaire Blonde onn Christmas Eve.

[Wolf2]

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Or that 'new' Grolsch Blonde. I think it has alcohol in it, that seems to be the ingredient that makes me feel like this.

Still, everyone knows Christmas hangovers are the shortest ever. Now pass the champagne, eh.

Happy Christmas, everyone.

[EIM]

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I just ate a festive pitta bread. I'm ripping up Christmas and starting again.

[EIM]

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It's a fucking Christmas miracle! My laptop hasn't charged itself up for weeks, meaning I've not been able to use it on the bog. But today, when I plugged it in, a spark flew out of the socket, and now it charges again. I'm so happy I feel like treating myself to a Christmas pineapple ring.

[Bruno]

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Hey Inca, Santa left a couple pounds of Philz Coffee by my stocking. Thanks for the tip (which you've probably long forgotten).

Sad that I'm posting this early xmas a.m., but I'm always the first one up. Today is going to be Thomas the Tank day.

[Guest]

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Merry Christmas everybody.

[Kowalski]

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Nadolig Llawen Comrades!!

[Wolf2]

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Can I just wish an extra happy Christmas to our Canadians? I've just had bacon, pancakes and maple syrup all on the same plate. I have nothing but gratitude for our commonwealth cousins right now.

[Furtho]

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Can you explain how that particular dish is going to fit into your day's food consumption, Wolf2? Is it breakfast? A between-meals snack? I mean to say... have you left enough room for the main event?

[Wolf2]

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I can't explain it, not really. Christmas does strange things to food and time. I can tell you that we won't be sitting down to the full Christmas main event until at least 3, more like 4.

It will continue for, well, the rest of the day I suppose. Any slight gaps in consumption will be filled with Quality Street.

[Furtho]

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Go for it, my friend. I completely understand. We're just minutes away from a whacking big bit of beef that Mrs F has been working on for a period. Oh man. It smells ace. Twiglets are keeping me going until the moment arrives.

[Wolf2]

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It's lovely, is it not? I could not countenance eating all this on any other day, but somehow today it just works.

Enjoy today.

[Reed John]

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Merry Christmas everyone. Presents opened. Niece and nephew satisfied. Everyone happy. Turkey in the oven.

What's a sideboard?

[Incandenza]

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Bruno wrote:

Hey Inca, Santa left a couple pounds of Philz Coffee by my stocking. Thanks for the tip (which you've probably long forgotten).

That's awesome, Bruno. What kind? Hope you like it.

Reed wrote:

What's a sideboard?

A little surfboard that attaches to the side of a bigger surfboard, like a sidecar on a motorcycle.

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

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Hmm, it seems that EIM is so delighted to be able to use the laptop in the jacks that he's going to give himself a pineapple ring.

I don't know, but That sounds Absolutely disgusting.

[Gerontophile]

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misplaced Capitals: disgusting.

(I had a blinding day, thanks all. Hope you got something close to what you wanted. I got a lottery ticket and a puppy. Yes, live. The puppy too)

[Bruno]

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Wolf2 wrote:

Can I just wish an extra happy Christmas to our Canadians? I've just had bacon, pancakes and maple syrup all on the same plate. I have nothing but gratitude for our commonwealth cousins right now.

Yes, those goofy Canadians and their unusual breakfast rituals...

Inca- it's called 'Tantalizing Turkish'. It looks strong, which is fine.

[evilC]

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A question:

Are pfeffernusse a Christmassy thing?

Any excuse to stuff myself with them every so often!

(Mind you, when I talk about pfeffernusse, I mean the ones you buy in bags - German imports, I think - that have the consistency of a stale ginger cake. Sounds awful, but they're lovely!)

edit: Answering my own question here, but... I see they are. Hurrah!

[Toby Gymshorts]

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A belated Merry Christmas and Prosperous New Year to all on OTF. Hope Santa was kind to everyone? (I've not read the thread properly, apologies if anyone got anything really terrible)

[Ginger Yellow]

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I'm literally having a merry bloody Christmas at the moment. I've managed to rip off my toenail tripping over a shoe.

[Ginger Yellow]

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My dream scriptwriters suck. Last night I was explaining my injuries (which also included a broken finger for some reason) to David Tennant, and he said: "You should go to a hospital". Not a Doctor joke in sight.

[Guest]

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Haha, that's great, though. A negative Dr joke.

Sorry to hear about the wounds.

[Guy Profumo]

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Incandenza wrote:

Bruno wrote:

Hey Inca, Santa left a couple pounds of Philz Coffee by my stocking. Thanks for the tip (which you've probably long forgotten).

That's awesome, Bruno. What kind? Hope you like it.

Reed wrote:

What's a sideboard?

A little surfboard that attaches to the side of a bigger surfboard, like a sidecar on a motorcycle.

Now explain what a librenza is!

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