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[Toby Gymshorts]

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"The Hitler Project"; considered by Alan Parsons but discounted for obvious reasons.

[Levin]

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How fantastic is the name Smersh? Not only does it make a great sound it means "death to spies", no Mi5 here just a simple "does what it says on the tin".

Is the conspiracy that people will latch on to the one where Hitler doesn't die or the one where Hitler had two X chromosomes?

[pebblethefish]

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I was just getting all excited by the coincidence that conspiracy had the word con in it. Then I realised what con is short for. At least I still get the piracy bit to be pleased with.

[Guest]

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pebblethefish wrote:

I was just getting all excited by the coincidence that conspiracy had the word con in it. Then I realised what con is short for. At least I still get the piracy bit to be pleased with.

What, confidence trick?

[pebblethefish]

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Bugger. So it is. Now I get the childish glee of conspiracy being a mixture of con and piracy, but toned down by the flaming cheeked shame of being crap at English.

Ho hum. Where's that Hitler bloke anyway?

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

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any word on how the world's most recognizable man eluded the attentions of the red army, that had long since encircled berlin?

[EIM]

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He shaved his 'tache off.

[jamestown]

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he is probably working for the sun newspaper you'd never find him there

[WOM]

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That looks like you typed it with your nose. Are you being held captive somewhere?

[Sundeporino]

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The Mighty Kubelgog!!! wrote:

any word on how the world's most recognizable man eluded the attentions of the red army, that had long since encircled berlin?

He was working in a fish n chip shop in Kirby Stephen, Cumbria back in the early 80s as any N.E. based football fan that attended away games in the N.W. will tell you.

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

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He had quite a few close relations reportedly living in long island. They changed their name and vowed to have no children.

I had a cat that had black patches on her head that perfectly matched hitler's hairstyle and another that looked like a crooked moustache under her nose. Garcia saw her. If there's such a thing as reincarnation, Hitler was back as a particularly dim cat, with limited mothering skills.

I wish I could find a picture to put online.

[Guff Daddy]

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On this website perhaps?

[Toby Gymshorts]

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If he can't find a picture to post here, he won't have found one to post there, now will he?

[Guff Daddy]

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I meant, that if he found one, that would seem to be the correct place to put it online.

[Toby Gymshorts]

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Ah. OK.