Now I like Keeley Hazell as much as the next man..

[Rogin the Armchair fan]

...but I could do without her popping up on the side of my screen struggling to stay inside a scanty bikini every thirty seconds on this site. My girlfriend is now convinced this is a porn website.

What would Kier Radnedge say?

[Levin]

Now I like Keeley Hazell as much as the next man..

Is this profiled advertising? All I'm getting are Football Manager Live adverts, three of them at the same time.

[blameless]

Now I like Keeley Hazell as much as the next man..

All I'm getting are Football Manager Live adverts, three of them at the same time

Same here. And the guy in these adverts is offensively ugly - I'd much rather see Keeley Hazell.

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

Now I like Keeley Hazell as much as the next man..

what if the next man is joe cole, in which case you spend most of the night sniffing around her in a nightclub, go back to someone's house, where her ex-boyfriend beats the shit out of you and you escape through the toilet window. You then have to convince your wag that it was all good craic.

[pebblethefish]

Now I like Keeley Hazell as much as the next man..

I was so excited about the rumours of Keeley popping out on my screen that I temporarily enlarged browser window (I normally cut off the right hand side so that it's not quite as blatantly obvious that I'm skiving). But no, I'm in the FM Live group on here as well. How do I apply for Rogin's "priveleged user" status?

[MsD]

Now I like Keeley Hazell as much as the next man..

I'm getting ads for Compassion in World Farming, which is good targetting as I do support their aims and would bung them a few quid.

[Third rate Leszno]

Now I like Keeley Hazell as much as the next man..

I get something featuring a pig, but as it's not wearing a bikini I'm assuming it's the farming ad.

[Ginger Yellow]

Now I like Keeley Hazell as much as the next man..

Speaking of titillating ads, the makers of Evony, the crappy online game which has been bombarding the web with increasingly gratuitous pictures of buxom women, have sent out a bunch of threatening letters to their critics.

[Incandenza]

Now I like Keeley Hazell as much as the next man..

Again, I've never seen any of these ads. An ad for something called Crave made it through Adblock Plus, but I added that to the ban list, and now it's gone.

[Reed John]

Now I like Keeley Hazell as much as the next man..

I'm getting the Crave ad (not a bad site. I've visited it off and on) and ads for Sega's Football Manager Live.

[Amor de Cosmos]

Now I like Keeley Hazell as much as the next man..

I've got something that claims it can help me lose two pounds of stomach fat a week. How do they know I need to do that? Where's the camera?

[Incandenza]

Now I like Keeley Hazell as much as the next man..

Well, if you were in America, I would say simple probability, Amor. I'm not sure what Canada's weight averages are like.

[Amor de Cosmos]

Now I like Keeley Hazell as much as the next man..

In this house not great at present. Though we're both trying pretty hard to bring down the national average.

[Guest]

Now I like Keeley Hazell as much as the next man..

the CIWF ad is making me cry. If I had an income I'd add them to my list of direct debits right away.

[Sean of the Shed]

Now I like Keeley Hazell as much as the next man..

I heard somebody from CIWF on the radio the other day fighting against EU legislation regarding caged poultry. The EU want to set targets at 21 per square metre, current British standard is 19. Twenty fucking one. What is it with the Europeans and animal welfare. I don't want to turn into Daily Mail man, but I blame the French. They hate animals, despise them. Veal, Foie Gras, Ortolan... they are barbaric. They seem to thick that flavour is directly proportionate to the level of mistreatment. I reckon Nicolas Sarkozy should be jammed into a small crate, then force fed until his big fatty liver explodes.

[My Name Is Ian]

Now I like Keeley Hazell as much as the next man..

Never mind those adverts. That Coventry City shirt is a thing of rare beauty. My dad had three Talbot cars in the 1980s.

[MsD]

Now I like Keeley Hazell as much as the next man..

Sean of the shed wrote:

CIWF on the radio the other day fighting against EU legislation regarding caged poultry. The EU want to set targets at 21 per square metre, current British standard is 19. Twenty fucking one. What is it with the Europeans and animal welfare. I don't want to turn into Daily Mail man, but I blame the French. They hate animals, despise them. Veal, Foie Gras, Ortolan... they are barbaric. They seem to thick that flavour is directly proportionate to the level of mistreatment. I reckon Nicolas Sarkozy should be jammed into a small crate, then force fed until his big fatty liver explodes.

Agreed ... the EU has been good for animal welfare, Spain has an appalling record too.

Let's all support CIWF and cheer yourself up with this website showing rescued battery hens living in luxury. I'd have a couple myself but have foxes around.
http://www.bhwt.org.uk/spoilthens.php

[Tubby Isaacs]

Now I like Keeley Hazell as much as the next man..

What the hell is the CAP for?

[MsD]

Now I like Keeley Hazell as much as the next man..

Is that a rhetorical question, or do you really want someone to explain the purpose of the Common Agricultural Policy?

[Gerontophile]

Now I like Keeley Hazell as much as the next man..

What's a 'Keeley Hazell'?

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

Now I like Keeley Hazell as much as the next man..

She's a page 3 girl. she's the archetype of what the average englishman in the street finds attractive. Small, pretty, eyes so vacant you can see the back of her head, udders like a cow, while looking about 14. Stick blonde hair on her and you'd have jennifer ellison.

[Gerontophile]

Now I like Keeley Hazell as much as the next man..

oh, the woman in the bathing suit to the right of this box (with the blonde hair)?

Not my sphere of knowledge.

[Gerontophile]

Now I like Keeley Hazell as much as the next man..

She looks nice in a pouty sort of way.

[Rogin the Armchair fan]

Now I like Keeley Hazell as much as the next man..

If Gerontophile and I are being targetted by the same marketing campaigns, there has to be something wrong with their predictive technology.

I don't even own a bloody i-pod, for a start, even if I did want a picture of keeley to pop up on it.

[MsD]

Now I like Keeley Hazell as much as the next man..

The Mighty Kubelgog!!! wrote:

She's a page 3 girl. she's the archetype of what the average englishman in the street finds attractive. Small, pretty, eyes so vacant you can see the back of her head, udders like a cow

Eh? She's got large breasts, which may not be to your taste, but there's nothing bovine about her. She looks pretty and healthy to me.

Oh, and I'm getting her popping up now, and I'm 100% hetero, so much for the targetting theory.
I do have an iPod though.