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[bruno glanvilla]

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i see mr simpkins daughter is called "Ofelia". that's just asking for trouble.

[MsD]

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There used to be a pet shop in Muswell Hill Broadway that had a logo featuring a dog, cat and fish, looking like they were having sex (the cat being the filling in the sandwich, as it were) and feeling good about it.

Can't find a trace on the web now, wonder if it's no longer there?

[evilC]

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bruno glanvilla wrote:

i see mr simpkins daughter is called "Ofelia". that's just asking for trouble.

Would have been worse if their surname was Johnson.

Will somebody please think of the children?!?

[Sean of the Shed]

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evilC wrote:

bruno glanvilla wrote:

i see mr simpkins daughter is called "Ofelia". that's just asking for trouble.

Would have been worse if their surname was Johnson.

Will somebody please think of the children?!?

My niece went to school with a girl who was saddled with the name Olympia, you should have seen the death stare when I asked if they had named any of their other kids after showjumping events.

[evilC]

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Sean of the shed wrote:

evilC wrote:

bruno glanvilla wrote:

i see mr simpkins daughter is called "Ofelia". that's just asking for trouble.

Would have been worse if their surname was Johnson.

Will somebody please think of the children?!?

My niece went to school with a girl who was saddled with the name Olympia, you should have seen the death stare when I asked if they had named any of their other kids after showjumping events.

Why? Was their son called 'Hickstead'?

[Sean of the Shed]

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Or possibly 'Horseoftheyearshow'.