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[mafu]

This was mentioned on the fantasy football thread but i thought it would be good, if i may, to give it its own space otherwise things might get confusing:



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The basics are you pick a team of 11, and then gain points for bookings, sendings off, own goals, missed penalties and pretty much anything else which would be normally considered a Bad Thing. It's free to enter, is open to all, and isn't sponsored by McDonalds.

There is an OTF/WSC league set up so feel free to position yourself within that. Adding yourself to the league is perhaps a little fiddly but it works in the end. As of writing this you can sign up - team selection will hopefully be activated in the next few days as squads are formally announced.

[Purves Grundy]

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AFC Twatbledon primed and ready.

[Cavalry Trouser Tips]

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I'm in on this and looking forward to picking my twats.

[Cavalry Trouser Tips]

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Don't forget to go to your page and select the otf/wsc league PG.

[Sean of the Shed]

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Bafokeng Useless are now on board.

[Kowalski]

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The Llandudno Jet Set is ready!

[Unbelievable Jeff]

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Greetings from Twatford FC

[Duncan Gardner]

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FC Vulva Seller is in. Bit of fannying about now before selecting the squad.

[Er Liquidatore]

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Didier Drogba's Diving Donuts is in it to spectacularly fuck it up and get three players sent off.

[Er Liquidatore]

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Hehehe

[Uosdwis R Dewoh]

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Barry Ferguson's Breakfast Hour are going to run away with it.

[Toby Gymshorts]

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Sean Dundee United FC reporting in.

[Anton Gramscescu]

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Twatronto FC will do you lot.

Is it quite alright to have "You're going home in a fucking ambulance" as the team song?

[Uosdwis R Dewoh]

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Frankly, I think it needs to be the official tournament song.

[mafu]

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you should now be able to select a team. i'm told once you pick it you can't change it, so choose carefully

[Incandenza]

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I stupidly thought that the team name when I registered is who we were fans of. So that's me with the rather unclever name USA.

Edit: Ah, team name fixed.

By the way, mafu, those illustrations are great.

[Sean of the Shed]

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Sadly you can't have all your players from one team, I was just going to pick the first XI from Uruguay.

[mafu]

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I think you can edit that Inca

[Toby Gymshorts]

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No two identical teams are allowed, I notice. This should be interesting.

[matt j]

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Dirty Diving Cheating C*nts are in.

Just like in real life!

[Gerontophile]

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So how do you actually choose a team? I know who my keeper is...eg David James, so once highlighted, how do I add him to my shitlot?

[Gerontophile]

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Ignore this, found it, thanks anyway.

[Gerontophile]

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mafu wrote:

you should now be able to select a team. i'm told once you pick it you can't change it, so choose carefully

Mafs, can you pick a couple and then go back to it when squads are verified, as their are some real knuckleheads available now, but I dont know about positions of others tomorrow?

Sorry, if you know as much as me. I will try and see.

[Gerontophile]

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No, you have to pick them all at once.

[Gerontophile]

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De Oude Mensen are in with a vengeance.