Based on the build-up to the draw tonight, I am confident that it won't be awful. The director of the ceremony already has promised it will be only 20 minutes long. If he can avoid people impersonating zebras and lions, I'll be happy. And if there'll be a praise singer, I'll be delighted, provided he sings no praises of of the Glorious Leader of Corruption.
The build-up to the draw was not bad, apart from Angelique Kidjo lip-synching to a CD track. The history of the World Cups was done really well. The clip on South Africa's attractions was nice. The presenter was very lovely (Blatter's perving was less than dignified).
And Charlize Theron looked like she was totally horny, as if she was ready to sexually assail FIFA's Inspector Clousseau right there, right now. Or Gebreselassie. Or Beckham, Or Ntini. Though not the oddly waddling John Smit. But, ooh, the flirtations.
And props to SA for celebrating the woman of great physical substance.
The build-up to the draw was not bad, apart from Angelique Kidjo lip-synching to a CD track. The history of the World Cups was done really well. The clip on South Africa's attractions was nice. The presenter was very lovely (Blatter's perving was less than dignified).
And Charlize Theron looked like she was totally horny, as if she was ready to sexually assail FIFA's Inspector Clousseau right there, right now. Or Gebreselassie. Or Beckham, Or Ntini. Though not the oddly waddling John Smit. But, ooh, the flirtations.
And props to SA for celebrating the woman of great physical substance.
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