I complain about a fair number of writers for the LA Times' sports section--Plaschke, TJ Simers--but none are as bad as Jerry Crowe. His column is presented as "Text Messages from Press Row." Really it's just a lot of mindless thoughts with ellipses placed after them. He's a third-rate Rick Reilly. Here are some of his gems from today's column:
Those "insights" would be embarrassing reading on a Twitter feed. In a newspaper, it's a downright criminal waste of ink and page space.
LeBron James says he bolted the playoffs without so much as a handshake for the Orlando Magic because "it's hard for me to congratulate somebody after you just lost to them." . . .
When else would you? . . .
By the way, if the Magic's Hedo Turkoglu is known as the Michael Jordan of Turkey, do Turks consider Michael Jordan the Hedo Turkoglu of the United States? . . .
Nobody misses Manny Ramirez more than Andre Ethier, who hadn't hit a home run since his teammate was suspended until Tuesday against Arizona. . . .
Though Pepperdine has produced some 30 major leaguers, it's still rare for two former Waves pitchers to oppose each another as Randy Wolf of the Dodgers and Dan Haren of the Diamondbacks did April 12 and again Tuesday night. . . .
The last time Vladimir Guerrero and the running-in-place Angels did not lead the American League West entering June was three years ago, the only time in the last five seasons they did not reach the playoffs and win at least 90 games. . . .
Where's the love for Torii Hunter among All-Star voters? . . .
When else would you? . . .
By the way, if the Magic's Hedo Turkoglu is known as the Michael Jordan of Turkey, do Turks consider Michael Jordan the Hedo Turkoglu of the United States? . . .
Nobody misses Manny Ramirez more than Andre Ethier, who hadn't hit a home run since his teammate was suspended until Tuesday against Arizona. . . .
Though Pepperdine has produced some 30 major leaguers, it's still rare for two former Waves pitchers to oppose each another as Randy Wolf of the Dodgers and Dan Haren of the Diamondbacks did April 12 and again Tuesday night. . . .
The last time Vladimir Guerrero and the running-in-place Angels did not lead the American League West entering June was three years ago, the only time in the last five seasons they did not reach the playoffs and win at least 90 games. . . .
Where's the love for Torii Hunter among All-Star voters? . . .
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