Things it would be nice to find out in music

[Rogin the Armchair fan]

1. That whichever member of Deacon Blue wrote it really did buy a ship called Dignity .

[Beatle Simon]

Things it would be nice to find out in music

2. That Martin Fry really did find true love, which his friends asked him in "The Look Of Love"

[alyxandr]

Things it would be nice to find out in music

3. Split up, capsized, broke deep and took water -- which was it?

[Jah Womble]

Things it would be nice to find out in music

God, I hated Deacon Blue. Watered-down Prefab Sprout for the brain-dead.

Anyway, in the spirit of the thread:
Did Buster Bloodvessel ever find and kill 'Lorraine'?

(Not really in the spirit of the thread, but, hey-ho...)

[George]

Things it would be nice to find out in music

Who the fuck would go on a sailing jaunt and spend their time reading Maynard Keynes anyway?

[Borracho]

Things it would be nice to find out in music

Serge wrote: 2. That Martin Fry really did find true love, which his friends asked him in "The Look Of Love"

When recording the album, Fry persuaded the actual girl who had broken his heart in real life to stand in front of him in the studio while he did his vocal parts.

I remember reading that and feeling torn between huge admiration for him and utter contempt.

[Felicity, I guess so]

Things it would be nice to find out in music

I'm not allowed to hate Deacon Blue, cos Ricky Ross once sat in front of me at Tannadice (a midweek European debacle. Maybe Tatran Presov) and was a really nice fella.

[gavc23]

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Whether Meatloaf just got fed up and did "that" in the end

[Crusoe]

Things it would be nice to find out in music

Who put the bomp in the - you know.

[Sundeporino]

Things it would be nice to find out in music

Did Chuck Berry get someone to play with his ding a ling?

[Kevin S]

Things it would be nice to find out in music

Who let the dogs out?

[Sits]

Things it would be nice to find out in music

Well I wonder wonder who, I wonder who, who really wrote the book of love?

Did poor young Frankie Lymon find out why fools fall in love?

And did you really want to hurt Boy George?

[Vicarious Thrillseeker]

Things it would be nice to find out in music

Sundeporino wrote: Did Chuck Berry get someone to play with his ding a ling?

Or mail that letter to a local D.J.?

[longeared]

Things it would be nice to find out in music

Whether Joe Strummer stayed or went, and how much eventual trouble he got from his decision.

[Jah Womble]

Things it would be nice to find out in music

Did Bruce Dickinson ever get to play with Madness?

Did Chuck Berry get someone to play with his ding a ling?

I think he was too busy setting up spy cameras in ladies' toilets.

[hobbes]

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Did Marvin Gaye get a witness?
And what difference did it make, Steve?

[Rogin the Armchair fan]

Things it would be nice to find out in music

Not that these all aren't funny but gavc23's meat loaf one above has me laughing like a choking donkey.

[oscar mike]

Things it would be nice to find out in music

What she actually looked like with a chimney on her.

[Stumpy Pepys]

Things it would be nice to find out in music

The veracity of the urban legend of Stevie Nicks' novel cocaine delivery system.

[treibeis]

Things it would be nice to find out in music

That Scooter found out the price of the seafood.

That Russel Mael was given a date and/or time at which he was able to empathise with Frank Sinatra and Sid Vicious.

[Giggler]

Things it would be nice to find out in music

If Lloyd Cole was a bastard and broke her heart, whether she was ready or not.

[Southport Zeb]

Things it would be nice to find out in music

Sits With Remote wrote: Well I wonder wonder who, I wonder who, who really wrote the book of love?

Oliver Stanley MP (1896-1950)

[Andy C]

Things it would be nice to find out in music

Who put the bomp in the - you know.

That one gets answered in Jan and Dean's cover of the song. Apparently it was them.

"We were the guys
I hope you realise
We made your baby fall in love with you"

[Amor de Cosmos]

Things it would be nice to find out in music

Will we ever find out who Arlene loves?

[alyxandr]

Things it would be nice to find out in music

I'd wonder what got thrown off the Tallahatchie Bridge if i didn't hate that song so much.