In my mind, Echo Beach was probably the title of a JG Ballard short story. It was somewhere that the water crystallised into myriad colours, or where the tourists drowned themselves in the ocean driven by a primitive urge, or where the cruise ships dumped their B-Ark voyagers in order to relieve the rest of the world, or where a middle class professional man slowly finds himself cut off from society but becoming a sexual godhead among a clique of increasingly drug addled and cultish people who've themselves abandoned their respectable lives in order to live on this hard to access stretch of estuarine silt in southern Essex.
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Originally posted by San Bernardhinault View PostIn my mind, Echo Beach was probably the title of a JG Ballard short story. It was somewhere that the water crystallised into myriad colours, or where the tourists drowned themselves in the ocean driven by a primitive urge, or where the cruise ships dumped their B-Ark voyagers in order to relieve the rest of the world, or where a middle class professional man slowly finds himself cut off from society but becoming a sexual godhead among a clique of increasingly drug addled and cultish people who've themselves abandoned their respectable lives in order to live on this hard to access stretch of estuarine silt in southern Essex.
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Originally posted by Vicarious Thrillseeker View Post'Didn't we have a lovely time the day we went to Bangor'.
Nope. 79 all out, they got them for 7 on a wet miserable Sunday. And we had to drive back through the centre of Conwy.
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Originally posted by Walt Flanagans Dog View PostEven the song didn't paint things in universally idealized terms - after they had lunch, tea and eels on the ferris wheel her mate Elsie was understandably worse for wear and was sick. It was all shiny for the narrator - her and Jack had a cuddle on the way back and got on the hoy with a bottle of cider while poor Elsie was probably sat throwing up into a carrier bag. I suspect for the rest of their lives whenever the narrator said "didn't we have a lovely time the day we went to Bangor" Elsie tutted and muttered "not all of us".
That might explain matters. I'd never previously understood why it wasn't 'some bottles of cider', which would still scan: I mean, there were clearly a good few of them on this beano - how far is one bottle of cider likely to go?
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If it weren't a positive experience, would they not then be singing 'didn't we have a sh*t old time the day we went to Bangor'? (I mean, I get what you're saying, but I think that the remit has expanded somewhat from the OP - after all, we've also covered places that get a slagging in songs on the way.)
Anyways, I don't know much about San Bernardino but I think that the fifty-year-old hit by Christie - ie, the follow-up to Yellow River (which was clearly about a soldier's return from Vietnam) - rather overstates what a utopia they reckon it to be. I say this with some confidence, since the band members later admitted that they'd never actually been there. (Not only that, but writer Jeff Christie didn't even bother to check the spelling of it for the title.)
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Originally posted by Satchmo Distel View PostSome of these songs are not describing the places at all (e.g. Bangor) so are not really eligible. Bangor could just as easily be Rhyl or any other seaside town.
It has been claimed that "Day Trip To Bangor" was actually inspired by a day trip to Rhyl (a seaside resort 35 miles east of Bangor, North Wales), but because Bangor had an extra syllable and slipped off the tongue more easily, it was used instead of Rhyl. This caused an outcry from councillors and businesses in Rhyl who complained that the publicity would have boosted the resort's tourist economy.[citation needed] Songwriter Cook has unconditionally denied this, however.[5] Cook, when interviewed for the BBC Radio 4 documentary, broadcast on 29 September 2011, said the song was "absolutely yes" about the Bangor in Wales. She said "I was so ignorant at the time that I didn't know that any other Bangor existed, so it was categorically this Bangor, and it was Bangor because it scanned and for no other reason than that. And it was the only place I knew along the north Wales coast." In the documentary, when interviewer Jonathan Maitland reminded Cook that there was a furore about the song really being about Rhyl, Cook laughed and called it "a great piece of nonsense".
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Originally posted by Jah Womble View PostAnyways, I don't know much about San Bernardino but I think that the fifty-year-old hit by Christie - ie, the follow-up to Yellow River (which was clearly about a soldier's return from Vietnam) - rather overstates what a utopia they reckon it to be.
San Bernardino also gets a nod in Route 66 of course, and is probably in better shape (and is more scenic) than many of the other places named - Barstow for example.
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Originally posted by pebblethefish View PostShe's from Canada though, and her job is very boring (she's an office clerk). The bar for nostalgic memories is understandably low.Last edited by Amor de Cosmos; 06-08-2020, 17:44.
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It took me a good few years after first hearing that song to twig that "clerk" rhyming with "work" wasn't just a comical forcing of a rhyme for the sake of the (fairly bouncy, lighthearted-sounding) song, but in fact purely how Martha would, as a North American, pronounce the word naturally.
It's never been quite so enjoyable since, somehow.
On a parallel note, did anyone else here ever see the terrible yet strangely watchable short-lived Cornwall-set soap Echo Beach back in around 2008? It starred Jason Donovan and Martine McCutcheon, so some fine soap pedigree there, and a supporting cast featuring the likes of Hugo Speer, Gwyneth "Mrs McCluskey" Powell and Susie "Chardonnay" Amy – but the USP of the whole thing was that it was attached to a parallel comedy-drama series called Moving Wallpaper set in the soap's (fictional) production office. So you'd watch an episode of the latter, starring Ben Miller as a superbly unbearable executive-producer type attempting to sex-up the 'proper' show and generally buggering around with the plots, narrative consistency etc. etc. ... then half an hour later would come the episode of the soap that you'd supposedly just seen the tortuous making of.
The gimmick was, to be honest, the only reason I went within a country mile of Echo Beach, and the problem (if such it was) was of course that Moving Wallpaper was far and away the more interesting show. The actors certainly looked like they were having a ton more fun – e.g. I recall Jason Donovan popping up in a hilarious cameo as a magnificently distorted, scenery-chewing version of 'himself' (i.e. playing the actor playing the character in the other show) that showed miles more personality than the bland soap itself allowed.
Almost inevitably, Echo Beach was canned after one series, whereas Moving Wallpaper got picked up for a standalone second series with Miller's character attempting to produce some kind of online zombie drama series – one that, I think, was purely imaginary in this instance.Last edited by Various Artist; 06-08-2020, 21:52.
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Originally posted by Stumpy Pepys View PostI once had a conversation with a woman from Texas:
"Have you ever been to Amarillo?"
"Yeah.
"What's it like?
"It's a shithole."
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Louis Armstrong and Billie Holiday - "Do You Know What It Means To Miss New Orleans?"
Not enough for Louis to go back and live there (and why would he? He was raised in desperate poverty in a Jim Crow state).
The film for which this song was recorded was also deeply racist (Billie played a maid).
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