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    Danny Dyer: War in the stands

    Danny Dyer is going around interviewing softly spoken men in their late fifties and early sixties from scotland and talking bollocks about casuals and saturday services etc. of people acting like cunts, and running around.

    There was a hilarious clip from the 1980 scottish cup final when rangers and celtic fans ran onto the pitch and proceeded to give the shittest display of hooliganism ever with people throwing bottles not at the opposition, but making such a drunken mess that they wind up throwing the bottle at their own feet.

    One of these hooligans now owns a small country inn, has put the violence behind him, is a town councillor and goes fishing. The celtic one has just been released from prison after serving a prison term for football related violence.

    There was a hilarious looking guy called alan colvin who went undercover as a casual in the seventies.

    Now Dyer is after going to italy for the rome derby, and is lamenting that they won't have seen football factory here so it might be tough to get in.

    Thankfully his fixer used to be an ultra. lets see how this unfolds

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    Danny Dyer: War in the stands

    One of these hooligans now owns a small country inn, has put the violence behind him, is a town councillor and goes fishing.
    he's the guy who wrote'bloody casuals' one of the first hooligan books about aberdeen if i recall rightly

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      #3
      Danny Dyer: War in the stands

      good god james richardson is on this programme the big old whore.

      Apparently english hooligans aren't popular in italy something to do with 1985

      Danny dyer is meeting with three drughi who are juventus ultras who are three of the softest looking fuckers I've ever seen.

      (This programme seemed to be filmed in the season that juventus were in serie B, now one of them is bitching about being forced to late for the game, "it took so long our balls were ready to explode" is the curious comment one makes about the genoa trip.

      Now danny has just asked the juventus ultras a question about heysel, and they told him that was the end of the interview, and that they hate all english from a to Z.

      Now they're talking to Bocia the leader of the legendary atalanta ultras(?)

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        #4
        Danny Dyer: War in the stands

        football hooliganism is really shit isn't it?

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          #5
          Danny Dyer: War in the stands

          I'm going to put on Questions and answers on rte 1 I cant be bothered to watch any more of this shite

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            #6
            Danny Dyer: War in the stands

            we had a 9 pager on this when it was originally aired

            http://www.onetouchfootball.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=011016;p=1#0000 10

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              #7
              Danny Dyer: War in the stands

              The first episode of this was on last week. Dyer visited Brazil and met hooligans from Palmeiras and Flamengo if I remember correctly. Serious stuff with police escorting supporters coaches out of town and said coaches being fired upon by gun-toting opposition fans who wait in ambush. The obligatory 'avalanche' down the terrace when the teams score was a sight to behold though.

              Dyer's cockney hard-lad shapes and sounds grate after a while. "Tell ya wha', they was right up for it that lot", "...then they come steamin' in the boozah etc".

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                #8
                Danny Dyer: War in the stands

                ok, well the Fine Gaeler Brian hayes is on shiting about the budget which is going to happen tomorrow. I think I can see WIllie O'Dea's moustache. I'm in for some heavy duty horseshit tonight I think. Willie has been wheeled out to tell a lot of lies.

                There is some woman called lorraine sweeney on now, and encouraging the politicians to move beyond politics now that we are facing crisis. This woman is encouraging the end of politics as we know it. I suspect she is a spokesperson for a business lobby firm.... ah she has said that she hopes this is a pro-business budget. Fuck off you miserable cunt.

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                  #9
                  Danny Dyer: War in the stands

                  Willie O'Dea has just said that the budget isn't going to make him more popular. I'm now terrified about what is going to happen tomorrow. WIllie O'Dea is attacking a professor for saying that we need to cut now saying that while he deals with numbers, willie has to deal with people. He may get himself stabbed.

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                    #10
                    Danny Dyer: War in the stands

                    willie looks really really tired, he's talking in buzzwords and cliches, he's nearly entirely out on his feet. This budget is going to be horrible tomorrow.

                    now the editor of the star, Ger Colleran is going to give him a vicious shoeing.

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                      #11
                      Danny Dyer: War in the stands

                      There's attacks everywhere on TV tonight. Politicians ahead of tomorrows emergency budget, Italian Ultras on documentaries, Roy Keane & Mick McCarthy on another tedious 'controversial insight' into the mind of Mayfield's finest.

                      Wish I'd watched Coronation Street now.

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                        #12
                        Danny Dyer: War in the stands

                        you know, for a man who sounds like an left wing rabid anti-fianna Failer, ger colleran's paper manages to hide it well.

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                          #13
                          Danny Dyer: War in the stands

                          eastenders was pretty grim, Peggy mitchell wants Phil to kill her new husband, because he's a bit of a bastard.

                          Willie O'Dea is now talking about the government setting up a fucking 'bad bank' whereby we take all the toxic loans from the banks, without fucking nationalising the banks.

                          oh god, how are they going to a) price these bad loans, and b) how much are we going to wind up fucking ourselves.

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                            #14
                            Danny Dyer: War in the stands

                            Fuck me, now that wagon is saying that the major challenge facing businesses today is the high cost of labour and the biggest problem with this is the minimum wage.

                            The Irish minimum wage is 8.65 euro an hour. I remain unconvinced that paying people 346 euro for a 40 hour week is what is killing Irish business. The small firms association need to be taken out and be given a short sharp lesson in pain.

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                              #15
                              Danny Dyer: War in the stands

                              The Mighty Kubelgog!!! wrote:
                              football hooliganism is really shit isn't it?
                              There appears to be a film wallowing in it on ITV4 at the moment. With a hobbit in it...

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                                #16
                                Danny Dyer: War in the stands

                                What's this thread bout again?

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                                  #17
                                  Danny Dyer: War in the stands

                                  I was watching TV, and I changed channel.

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                                    #18
                                    Danny Dyer: War in the stands

                                    Danny Dyer's addiction to 'Naughty Geezers' reminds me of Ross Kemp's barely concealed wish to be in the SAS (as parodied by Ricky Gervais).

                                    So much so that Kemp ends up getting shot at in Afghanistan while putting British troops in extra danger as they try to protect the big buffoon.

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                                      #19
                                      Danny Dyer: War in the stands

                                      What's this thread bout again?
                                      Being The Mighty Kubelgog!!!

                                      I feel dirty.

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