Leicester than zero? - Premier League 2018/19

[Patrick Thistle]

Roy looked embarrassed and pleased at the end, like a parent after their little kid's nativity play where their darling sang a solo of a verse from Away in a Manger.

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

Maybe this year Liverpool fans won't desecrate this mother's grave.

[Lang Spoon]

Lordy.

[Lang Spoon]

What was all that about graves?

[Gerontophile]

Rashing away with the spooning iron!

[Gerontophile]

And, you can't be offside with the ball in your own half!

[Mr Cogito]

You can if you were in your opponent's half when the ball was played forward, regardless of where the ball actually gets to. Was that what all that booing was about?

[Gerontophile]

The ball has to be in the opponent's half, eventually.

And I just thought it was the Welsh being cunts, as per..

What a fucking goal.

[Gerontophile]

You deflective little bastard.

[Gerontophile]

Much as I am "fuck you Colin", but this is really annoying.

[elguapo4]

I think everyone could see this happening, Cardiff fans must have had a sinking feeling when the news about Mourinho came through, Pogba still playing like a tit though.

[Gerontophile]

Oh, is Pogba playing?

[Gerontophile]

That picture, is why people hate football fans.

[Gerontophile]

OK, THAT picture is why... etc

[Gerontophile]

I've never actively wanted Man U to win a game, but ...

fuck Cardiff (fans).

[Gerontophile]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHa

[Gerontophile]

"Hot butter through knife"

*That was said a while back, but me and the mister have been laughing since then.

[Gerontophile]

Barcelona have just scored a 3-pass, 75-metre, wonder goal.

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

I'm enjoying this. I'm just waiting for these cunts on BT sport to apologize for spending the last 30 months treating jose mourinho like he part of the BT sport team, and as a top manager, rather than essentially a fucking tumour on football.

[Gerontophile]

Berbs, the only thing I can falt yo with there is yer spelling of tmor!

[Third rate Leszno]

Man U looking fluid going forward, but I guess the bigger challenge will be to do something about that shonky defence before they come up against someone who carries an attacking threat.

[Diable Rouge]

They play Spurs on the 12th, so that gives them four preceding games (including the Cup).

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

Please please please stop talking about shackles.

[Gerontophile]

Is that your safe word?

[Diable Rouge]

Ooh, matron!