Leicester than zero? - Premier League 2018/19

[Gerontophile]

Comedy timing.

[Toby Gymshorts]

Cut to a shot of some nobhead in the crowd standing up, pointing and shouting. If you were a master tactician, mate, you'd be stood in the technical area.

[Gerontophile]

Was he wearing a zip-up, chin-high, collar?

That was Jose.

[elguapo4]

If he goes,Woodward has to go too.

[Gerontophile]

His grey shoes, are lovely.

[Toby Gymshorts]

Ashley Young knocks Shelvey's free kick into touch with his elbow, and the ref gives a goal kick.

Isn't that exactly the kind of shite that VAR is supposed to eradicate?

[Diable Rouge]

Young gets away with a blatant one.

[Gerontophile]

I remember a Brian Glanville book about an Anglo-Italian striker, being signed by a Roman club (Alba?).

Basically, the whole book boiled down to the beatification of a manager, who took credit for everything, except defeats.

[Gerontophile]

Madeline Kahn:



Paul Pogba:

[Toby Gymshorts]

Perez breezes into the area after some incredibly sloppy play from Man Utd at the back. Pulls a total air-kick and falls over.

This game is brilliant.

[Jah Womble]

Otherwise known as "commentator flailing around for something interesting to feed the Man U fans still watching" syndrome.

Well, it was on the BBC feed, but otherwise correct.

No prizes for guessing which song is top of the visitors' hit parade this evening.

[Toby Gymshorts]

Then Muto (sp?) gets away with a handball. This game's got the lot.

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

I don't know what the fans are booing about. They've got to see 10 goals at old trafford in the last 3.5 games. Admittedly 7 of them have been by the away team, but I thought it was excitement they wanted.

[Jah Womble]

That was Pogba's first booking of the season? Blimey (again).

[Nefertiti2]

https://twitter.com/SWDMedia/status/1048631266583748609

[Jah Womble]

1-2 - great free-kick from Mata.

Edit: Now 2-2 through Martial. Utd should win this now.

[Ray de Galles]

Bugger. Why didn’t a single Newcastle player think of jumping in the air to defend that cross?

[Jah Womble]

Well, that was some match...

[Satchmo Distel]

Pogba: It was the clubs that got small

[Janik]

Never rely on Newcastle for anything. Bloody wasters.

[Rogin the Armchair fan]

I predicted at half time that it would end 3-2. Should have put some sodding money it. Mate of mine did, got 24-1.

[Nefertiti2]

Have a look at Aaron Ramsey’s goal for Arsenal

https://twitter.com/arsenalgoalstm/status/1048912598815653889?s=21

[Uncle Ethan]

Arsenal good. Fulham awful. Defending abysmal, ponderous in midfield. Mitrovic treading on Lacazette's ankle dodgy but ignored by commentators for some reason.

[Patrick Thistle]

That's some goal. Ramsey is on his way at the end of the season apparently.

Maybe if he hadn't been part of Arsene's glass midfield all these years his greatness would have been recognised.

[Ray de Galles]

Man City’s daft choice of kit has really taken the edge off this game for me.