First Aid Kit - Shirt Gallery 2018/19

[ursus arctos]

[Billy Casper]

... and I bet they use black numbers instead of red. Black numbers where the first digit is higher than the second if it's a two digit number.

[Snake Plissken]

Funnily enough... Nicolas Caprio of Argentine third division side, Ferro Carril Oeste,

[Pérou Flaquettes]

Spot the player who’s just sneaked out for a crafty spliff.

[jwdd27]

Also, who is the player on the far right with the very perky breasts (or perhaps it's just one breast, his right one looks almost concave in comparison)?

That's Andy Butler, who somehow looks almost identical to when he broke through with Scunny 15 years ago, minus the blue streaks in the hair.. Quite an achievement for a lower league centre half to be so well preserved. Nice lad too, good luck to him.

The kit though, is fucking horrendous. 20 point deduction, and forced to take Virgin trains to all away fixtures.

[Amor de Cosmos]

Gotta admit the likeness is pretty decent.

[beak]

have we had this absolute relegation tackle yet?

[3 Colours Red]

They'll be flying a plane over the Emirates with a Puma Out hashtag, won't they? It's so depressingly predictable.

[Levin]

I like the collar/shoulder shape for that but everything else is awful

[Uros Predic]

That's Andy Butler, who somehow looks almost identical to when he broke through with Scunny 15 years ago... Nice lad too, good luck to him.

I can confer that Andy is a very nice man. He's from Doncaster and throws himself into the club's community side - he won the EFL Community Player of the Year Award two years running. He, more than anyone, deserves to wear a much lovelier kit.

The kit though, is fucking horrendous. 20 point deduction, and forced to take Virgin trains to all away fixtures.

As part of the club's sponsorship fans can get 20% off Virgin Train travel... but only on matchdays, on train journeys starting from Doncaster. A well thought out deal that pleased myself and my fellow London exiles, as people who have to endure Virgin Trains for games the most, no end.

[Ray de Galles]

Neither of you have addressed the issue of the perkiness of Butler’s breasts or breast though?

Anyway with last night’s shenigans between Doncaster and Wimbledon out of the way successfully I can, without tempting fate, formally do what I have wanted to since the photos emerged and officially deem Donny’s atrocity next season’s first RELEGATION KIT!

[Uros Predic]

I used to like these threads

[beak]

I used to like these threads

I think we have the title for next season's thread.

[Ray de Galles]

I used to like these threads

Would that have coincided with the times when Doncaster had passable kits? Actually, it’s quite an achievement to have both a fist and change kit qualify as relegation kits, can’t think if it’s happened before.

[Sam]

Funnily enough... Nicolas Caprio of Argentine third division side, Ferro Carril Oeste,

First of all, that's already been posted further up the thread; secondly, it's Ferro Carril Oeste de General Pico's kit. They're a different club from the much more famous Buenos Aires-based second division side Ferro Carril Oeste (though named after the same railway company).

Thirdly, can people stop putting it here please? Some twat running a kits account on Twitter tagged me into his tweet about it a few days ago (always nice when people do that; why do Twitter allow it?) and the replies to it have inundated my notifications.

Sorry for the grumpiness. The Manchester United kit looks awful.

[The-Reverend]

Burton Albion remind me of the ill fitting kits of my first visits to Eaton Park in the 80's

[Incandenza]

have we had this absolute relegation tackle yet?

That color pattern in the body (not sure exactly what it's called, or if it has a name, but the sort of stripes that aren't stripes) is the same sort of pattern on one brand of leggings that every single girl in my oldest daughter's school wears now. All I can think about is the different pairs of leggings that my daughter has with that pattern when I see that.

[Uros Predic]

I think we have the title for next season's thread.

*stands to applaud*

[Ray de Galles]

It's a "threads"/clothing gag, yes?

[The-Reverend]

That color pattern in the body (not sure exactly what it's called, or if it has a name, but the sort of stripes that aren't stripes) is the same sort of pattern on one brand of leggings that every single girl in my oldest daughter's school wears now. All I can think about is the different pairs of leggings that my daughter has with that pattern when I see that.

Is it marl? That's what t-shirts (usually grey) seem to be called.

Anyway, here is a mock up of the supposed Arsenal change shorts. If only keepers still regularly wore padded trousers we could have seen specialist goalkeeping leggings.



And Leyton Orient, in a pod.

[Ray de Galles]

Anyway, here is a mock up of the supposed Arsenal change shorts. If only keepers still regularly wore padded trousers we could have seen specialist goalkeeping leggings.

I think I know why Arsene finally left.

[Incandenza]

Is it marl? That's what t-shirts (usually grey) seem to be called.

I looked up marl, and yes, that seems to be it!

Anyway, here is a mock up of the supposed Arsenal change shorts. If only keepers still regularly wore padded trousers we could have seen specialist goalkeeping leggings.

Basketball players wearing leggings under their shorts (for some sort of performance reason, I imagine, or maybe it's just plain comfort) is quite common.



I wonder when we're going to start seeing that more in soccer.

[Bored Of Education]

Burton Albion remind me of the ill fitting kits of my first visits to Eaton Park in the 80's

Are they both handcuffed?

[Incandenza]

Seems like the marl pattern is a Puma thing for next year--you can see it in the black on Dortmund's shirt:

[Sits]

Doesn't he look relaxed?