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[hobbes]

Liverpool are being pumelled but are somehow 3 goals to the good.

[Sean of the Shed]

3-0 now. Mane makes a break along with Firmino who score after Mane's shot is parried by the keeper.

[ursus arctos]

Monaco being absolutely thrashed by Crap Energy Drink Leipzig in front of the usual empty seats

[Antepli Ejderha]

Beşiktaş finish top of their group, that's a real achievement.

Dortmund are a goal up in a decent match so far.

[hobbes]

Quite physical for a Spanish side, Sevilla. Got some proper bruisers.

[Toby Gymshorts]

1-3. Not like Liverpool to be terrible at defending set pieces.

[Lang Spoon]

Knew I shouldn’t have started watching.

[Sean of the Shed]

Sevilla pull one back.

[Sean of the Shed]

1-3. Not like Liverpool to be terrible at defending set pieces.

Letting one of your opponent's players be the first man for a corner is ridiculous.

[Toby Gymshorts]

This Mercado guy's a bit of a prick, int'he?

[Antepli Ejderha]

Kane equalises.

Real Madrid now 6 up.

[hobbes]

Liverpool need Can or Milner on in midfield. Can't keep giving the ball away there and expecting to survive

[Toby Gymshorts]

Fucks sake.

[Lang Spoon]

Fuck sake

[Levin]

Two very cool penalties there (for one goal)

[Toby Gymshorts]

Liverpool now massively rattled. They are so fragile it's not even true.

[Toby Gymshorts]

Can and Milner on, hopefully they'll settle the rest of them the fuck down.

[Sean of the Shed]

Liverpool are playing the second half like they are England in a tournament knockout game.

[hobbes]

Sevilla have had all the midfield so this can't be a surprise

[Toby Gymshorts]

Klopp can't keep picking Moreno over Robertson.

Surely?

[Levin]

This is the most enjoyable game I've watched in ages.

(I don't watch that much football. I don't support Liverpool)

[Lang Spoon]

I guess Robertson was the choice of the transfer committee. It’s like Brendan not fancying certain players brought in by those evil ex City boys. Poor Andy should get the fuck out soon, he’s losing the most important years of his career to be a benchwarmer to an idiot the way things are going.

He might not be lightning, but he can cross effectively and tracks fucking back.

[Toby Gymshorts]

It's not like Liverpool, etc.

[Levin]

I shouldn't laugh

[Diable Rouge]

Reverse Milan, then.