The all-encompassing TV thread.

[elguapo4]

Leeds keeper's gear (orange shirt, blue shorts and white socks ) looks pleasingly retro

[Gerontophile]

Somebody called Wass has just scored a screamer* of a free-kick for Celta against Girona.

*It's been repeated about 10 times, and no-one**, including me, is sure whether it took a deflection or not. If not, the fucker bent about 6 feet in the air.

**Spanish commentary, and my Spanish is no better than shit.

[Ray de Galles]

Leeds keeper's gear (orange shirt, blue shorts and white socks ) looks pleasingly retro

I liked that when I saw a photo, like a classic Luton kit.

[Diable Rouge]

One wonders what's the longest-ever wait for a top-flight goal that a team has endured?

[Ray de Galles]

I thought Palace had already passed the previous record, or is that just “in the Premier League era”?

[Jah Womble]

Must admit, I thought that Palace had already broken the British record last week, but this would be the thread:

https://www.onetouchfootball.com/sho...59#post1351559

Meanwhile, Chelsea and Man City cancelling one another out at Stamford Bridge. Which is just fine by me.

[Sean of the Shed]

All records from before then were burned on a huge ceremonial bonfire on the centre circle at Wembley on the Premier League's 25th anniversary.
Morata has been subbed by Chelsea in the first half after he picked up an injury, so both teams are missing their key striker. And I mean really missing them. Man City have had most of the possession, but neither side has been outstanding in front of goal.

[Sean of the Shed]

Nice goal from de Bruyne. He's been pretty special so far this season.

[Jah Womble]

Yep, nice finish, that.

[Hot Orange]

I thought Palace had set a new record for pointlessness and goallessness from the start of the season - and that included those dark and dismal pre-Premier League times. I'm sure there are occasions when a team has failed to score for a longer period of time during a season. Certainly Ipswich went 34 games without scoring in 94/95. Felt like it anyway.

[Diable Rouge]

Amiens v Lille has been called off after a barrier collapsed - thankfully, no serious injuries reported.

[Toby Gymshorts]

Fully on board with Palace getting relegated, TBQFHWY.

[Patrick Thistle]

The record for goalless pointless league starts is still Halifax's. One more loss without scoring and Palace will be joint record holders. But Halifax set their record in Div 4.

This is the top flight record for goalless pointless starts that we are seeing unfold before our very eyes.

[ursus arctos]

L'Equipe is reporting 18 injured at Amiens, of which 3 are serious (but not expected to be life-threatening).

I still think of the stadium there as being new, but see that it was in fact built in 1999

[Patrick Thistle]

I'm watching Sky Sports News. Seen the league one goals so don't need to watch the Channel 5 programme.

Also seen the Spurs goals.

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

I thought Palace had set a new record for pointlessness and goallessness from the start of the season - and that included those dark and dismal pre-Premier League times. I'm sure there are occasions when a team has failed to score for a longer period of time during a season. Certainly Ipswich went 34 games without scoring in 94/95. Felt like it anyway.

you beat man utd 3-2 at least 8 games into the season. I suspect it may have been one of those memory holes caused by trauma.

[Patrick Thistle]

MOTD leading with Man City v Chelsea instead of one of the goal fests

[Patrick Thistle]

What colour is that Man City kit? Wine?

[anton pulisov]

I had forgotten that De Bruyne was at Chelsea.

So that's De Bruyne and Lukaku who Mourinho sold at Chelsea. What's the point in signing good young players if you have a manager who refuses to give them a chance.

[Patrick Thistle]

That was a lovely goal from De Bruyne

[Patrick Thistle]

What colour is that Man City kit? Wine?

Mrs Thistle says it's "raspberry". I think she might be right.

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

I had forgotten that De Bruyne was at Chelsea.

So that's De Bruyne and Lukaku who Mourinho sold at Chelsea. What's the point in signing good young players if you have a manager who refuses to give them a chance.

If you have a manager who tries to drive out the best players, and the brightest prospects of the previous regime, in order to shit on everything that came before, and paint himself as the sole messiah, and to gain more credit. The plan for 2015-16 was to build a lot of the attacking gameplan around luke shaw, (the most expensive young defender in the world until john stones) and Anthony Martial, most expensive teenager in the world, the best young player in the league, and a player who scored one in three from the wing. Mourinho shat on these players and bullied them in public, not realising that these players are paid far too fucking much to shit on and force out of the club.

He is what a stupid person thinks a good manager is like. and he keeps saying the things that stupid people are impressed by. He is utter scum.

[Patrick Thistle]

Roy already looks like a broken man

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

Fuck him, he's a cunt.

[Patrick Thistle]

Full of the love tonight, TAB