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[Pérou Flaquettes]

Well done, I fell for it.

[Lang Spoon]

http://annotatedfall.doomby.com/page...jerusalem.html

[hobbes]

Liverpool should have had a pen already. Ref looking straight at it, didn't think it was handball.

[hobbes]

That 2 pens they haven't been given.

[Toby Gymshorts]

Then another one for a foul on Salah. Gonna be one of those days.

[ad hoc]

Two clear penalties that he's denied now

[ad hoc]

Obviously took too long to type that and it's all gone a bit carphone warehouse

[hobbes]

Murder on Zidane's floor.

[blameless]

I'm beginning to think that Shane Duffy could be standing in the Brighton box holding Firmino's decapitated head and this ref still wouldn't give a penalty. He truly is pish.

[hobbes]

Salaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

[Toby Gymshorts]

Get in.

[hobbes]

Touch from Solanke n'all.

[Toby Gymshorts]

Newcastle 1-0 up through Dwight Gayle.

[hobbes]

Mane should have buried that

[Toby Gymshorts]

Mane is wasting a lot of chances here.

Edit: That one was Firmino, but still.

[hobbes]

Firmino should have buried that.

[Toby Gymshorts]

Good header, that.

[hobbes]

He got up well.

[hobbes]

Another couple and I'll relax.

[hobbes]

Firmino should have etc etc

[Ek weet nie]

Delighted for Solanke.

[Toby Gymshorts]

Newcastle 2-0 up. Playing well, by all accounts.

[Toby Gymshorts]

3-0 Newcastle. Blimey.

[hobbes]

Ah. Fucking Leicester.

[ad hoc]

Klopp's going to look an absolute fool if any of his first team get injured now. Why has he not taken some of them off?