Shaw Costa Fortuné - Summer transfers 2014

[anton pulisov]

Shaw Costa Fortuné - Summer transfers 2014

Silvestre, no?

edit: oh, right, was mentioned already

[Eggchaser]

Shaw Costa Fortuné - Summer transfers 2014

Antonio Pulisao wrote: Sky are making a Hallmark Holiday out of this thing aren't they. Women in tight yellow dresses everywhere.

The contrast with Neil Lennon's hair is painful.

Harry at the serial signings again - Krancjar to QPR...

[anton pulisov]

Shaw Costa Fortuné - Summer transfers 2014

Harry signing a load of players "he knows very well".

Hmm.

[anton pulisov]

Shaw Costa Fortuné - Summer transfers 2014

All the male Sky presenters have grey hair and wrinkles. Strangely, all the female presenters are in their 20s and 30s. What happens to them when they get older? Are they sent on one-way missions to space to fix the Sky satellites?

[Tony C]

Shaw Costa Fortuné - Summer transfers 2014

Antonio Pulisao wrote: All the male Sky presenters have grey hair and wrinkles. Strangely, all the female presenters are in their 20s and 30s. What happens to them when they get older? Are they sent on one-way missions to space to fix the Sky satellites?

Natalie Sawyer can fix my satellite any time she likes. Eh? Eh?

Anyway, I'm willing to wait all night for the Harry Redknapp car window interview. It's a transfer deadline night tradition that needs upholding.

[beak]

Shaw Costa Fortuné - Summer transfers 2014

looks like hatem ben arfa's sojourn at nufc is ending in a six month loan to hull.

what an absolutely rotten football club we are.

[Tony C]

Shaw Costa Fortuné - Summer transfers 2014

Ben Arfa will do well there.

Defoe to a arsenal is a rumour gathering some pace.

[Sean of the Shed]

Shaw Costa Fortuné - Summer transfers 2014

Villa have blown out Tom Cleverly because of his wage demands.

[Sean of the Shed]

Shaw Costa Fortuné - Summer transfers 2014

Tony C wrote:
Defoe to arsenal is a rumour gathering some pace.

Also Huntelaar.

[ursus arctos]

Shaw Costa Fortuné - Summer transfers 2014

Not if they are indeed going to pay 16 million pounds for Wellbeck.

[G-Man]

Shaw Costa Fortuné - Summer transfers 2014

Selected Ambient Works 85-92 wrote: Welbeck having a medical at Arsenal ahead of a one-year loan (£6m) with an option to buy (£15m).

Well, if that happens, I certainly don't want to year Nefertiti moan anymore about Man Utd buying van Persie when Arsenal are taking United's England internationals from Old Trafford to the Emirates.

Wouldn't Arsene like a slightly used Cleverley as well?

[Amor de Cosmos]

Shaw Costa Fortuné - Summer transfers 2014

Crystal Palace fans tonight.

I suspect you won't see that on Sky's coverage.

[Incandenza]

Shaw Costa Fortuné - Summer transfers 2014

What's the story behind that?

[Amor de Cosmos]

Shaw Costa Fortuné - Summer transfers 2014

No story except for generalised contempt for Sky. And the fact their cameras are outside every football ground in the Premier League tonight.

[Amor de Cosmos]

Shaw Costa Fortuné - Summer transfers 2014

Harry says he's finished. A quiet day by his standards if true. Sandro, Niko's back... again. And that's about it. Once again we face a season with 2.5 strikers.

[Sam]

Shaw Costa Fortuné - Summer transfers 2014

River Plate are 45 minutes away from keeping hold of Eder Álvarez Balanta and Teo Gutiérrez for another few months.

[Sam]

Shaw Costa Fortuné - Summer transfers 2014

Micah Richards on a season-long loan to Fiorentina! Well, good for him.

[hobbes]

Shaw Costa Fortuné - Summer transfers 2014

I like the way one of the respondents to that tweet calls everyone "pikey cunts" then apparently (a day rightly of course) reports someone for calling him "faggot."
Ye gods, but doesn't the internet make you weep?

[hobbes]

Shaw Costa Fortuné - Summer transfers 2014

Oh and Hull seem to be in a race with 'Arry to sign the most players tonight.

[anton pulisov]

Shaw Costa Fortuné - Summer transfers 2014

Sky Sports News is unbearable, I gave up after 25 minutes. It's like watching The Sun, only Page 3 isn't topless.

[Ray de Galles]

Shaw Costa Fortuné - Summer transfers 2014

Antonio Pulisao wrote: Sky Sports News is unbearable, I gave up after 25 minutes. It's like watching The Sun, only Page 3 isn't topless.

One of the SSN car park botherers did just have a sex doll thrown at him.

[ursus arctos]

Shaw Costa Fortuné - Summer transfers 2014

It would be highly amusing if Arsenal's request for an extension to complete the Wellbeck deal is denied.

[garcia]

Shaw Costa Fortuné - Summer transfers 2014

why is "fuck her [right] in the pussy" a thing? there seem to be a lot of clips of people shouting it during live TV broadcasts around on the internet.

the doll one was quite funny because they were essentially bashing him over the head with it (while shouting "fuck her in the pussy" of course). it was the same guy as earlier but this time sky cut away

[anton pulisov]

Shaw Costa Fortuné - Summer transfers 2014

Sky Sports News obviously shocked there at the depiction of a woman as a mere sex object.

[Ray de Galles]

Shaw Costa Fortuné - Summer transfers 2014

Oh, I just presumed Dildogate must have been covered on here already.

I found this far funnier than I should.

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