Barton Fink

[Antepli Ejderha]

https://twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/1733427897937940956?t=R86WOHaGyNnWWna2T91HJQ&s=19

He's completely lost it.

His posts about his brother were horrendous but now this.

His brother was involved in the racist murder of a man.

He himself only avoided prosecution for domestic violence after his wife withdrew the evidence.

[Patrick Thistle]

On the plus side that's him likely gone from the game for good. Surely he's just too toxic now.

[Sean of the Shed]

Barton appears to have taken his sacking by Bristol Rovers very badly and decided to put himself forward for Laurence Fox's recently vacated position.

[steveeeeeeeee]

Moaning twat, wanting f*cking handouts from the media just because he was a gobby, mediocre player. Doesn't get his way, blame it on the ethnics, lad.

Seriously, if he hadn't come out with this sh*t and had set up his own YouTube channel specifically to slag off Henderson and Gerard and all the other retired players in the media, I'd probably tune in, but he's totally shot himself in the foot there. GB News if he's lucky.

[Gangster Octopus]

Ah, this is what The Last Leg were talking about last night.

[Rogin the Armchair fan]

I don't do twitter, even less now it's X. Was this posted some time around midnight, I wonder?

[ursus arctos]

Six minutes past, it appears

[Antepli Ejderha]

I'm waiting for my twitter was hacked posts.

[MrLeam]

Strap your dicks on Monday people.

I need more instructions. I've just about located my dick (presuming it is dick in the singular, I'll be in big trouble if it is plural), but am struggling to find Monday people. I asked a few folk at the game today and they all made clear they were Thursday folk, and they hadn't seen a Monday person anywhere in years. Then, when I do find a self-declared Monday person (if such a mythical beast exists), I'm unsure how to strap my dick on them. Also, does the gender of the Monday person matter? I'm guessing it does (as well as their colour) given the rest of Joey's tweet.

And how long do I need to keep my dick strapped on the Monday person? I'm just wondering because I've got 20 minutes free after EastEnders next week, so could schedule it in then. Any advice would be fantastic as I'm keen to get started on the dick strapping as soon as possible. The future of the country depends on it.

[Antepli Ejderha]

I don't do twitter, even less now it's X. Was this posted some time around midnight, I wonder?

10.06 this morning according to the date stamp.

[Incandenza]

"If they have a fantastic career in the game. Like their dad did."

Why is Joey Barton filming some other player's kids?

[Nefertiti2]

He'll be Minister for Sport and Gender in the new Farage government

[Patrick Thistle]

Why is is "the Feminist's" with an apostrophe and "the racists" without an apostrophe. Do the racists belong to the feminists?

[Sunderporinostesta]

I believe he had more cards than wins during his PL career.

[Sits]

I had to look up what a Simp is.

[Cal Alamein]

Same here

[Lobachevsky]

An all time great sign off line.

[Sean of the Shed]

I'm thinking he might just have been turned down for Sky's Soccer Saturday or something similar based on that rant.

[Gangster Octopus]

I had to look up what a Simp is.

Please elucidate.

[ursus arctos]

Submissive, emasculated fools,.more or less

[Gangster Octopus]

Ah, so he doesn't include himself in that group. Pity, cos if he was a lot brighter he'd possibly achieve the giddy heights of fooldom...

[Amor de Cosmos]

Who are the "Monday People?" They sound like a soft-rock band from the 70s.

[Sits]

Lots of harmonies à la Mamas & the Papas.

[Jah Womble]

‘The Monday People’ is surely a failed red-top that was always fractionally too late with all the goss.

[diggedy derek]

There's a very strong Graham Linehan energy to all this.