bloody hell, what do you get if you miss?

[beak]

from nufc.com:

Two local cancer charities are set to benefit from a unique penalty shootout to be staged at SJP on Weds June 25th.

Funds raised as a result of fans bidding to beat rock legend Meatloaf between the posts will go towards The Toma Fund - established in memory of ex-United junior Jordan Thompson - and Maggie's Cancer Care Centre.

The highest 100 bids received get to take a penalty and their photo taken with the singer - plus two tickets for an upcoming Meatloaf gig if their spot kick is successful.

[evilC]

bloody hell, what do you get if you miss?

Well, if you 'beat him between the posts' hard enough, maybe he'd have to cancel the gig.

[Guest]

bloody hell, what do you get if you miss?

If you score two out of three, will he tell you it ain't bad ?

Great cause. Hope it raises a fortune.

[Crusoe]

bloody hell, what do you get if you miss?

I'd Do Anything For Vágner Love (But I Won't Do That)

[Nishlord]

bloody hell, what do you get if you miss?

Please let it be called 'Beat The Meat'

[hobbes]

bloody hell, what do you get if you miss?

To be fair, it's going to be pretty tough to get the ball past him. He must be as big as a goal anyway.

[Ant van Oviedo]

bloody hell, what do you get if you miss?

[quoteThe highest 100 bids received get to take a penalty and their photo taken with the singer][/quote]
With a wide-angle lens, presumably...

Yes, I hope they raise loads - but let me tell you, if I was organising that, I would get someone a bit further up the list than bleedin' Meatloaf, for Christ's sake.

[G-Man]

bloody hell, what do you get if you miss?

If you score two out of three, will he tell you it ain't bad ?

Ah, you took the words right out of my mouth.

[Mighty Mudhsuden]

bloody hell, what do you get if you miss?

Aidan wrote:

If you score two out of three, will he tell you it ain't bad ?

Heh. Good one.