I asked a group of London-based football supporters who claimed a "special interest" in this decision for their dream shortlist. Here are my findings.
John Motson
Pros: Talks a good game
Cons: Talks shite
Odds: 66-1
Red Rum
Pros: Proven winner
Cons: Horse
Odds: 5-1
Roland from Grange Hill
Pros: Threat of being eaten for underperforming stars; Golden Wonder sponsorship
Cons: Fat, stupid, annoying, dweeby, damaging rivalry with Gripper Stebson
Odds: 10-1
Threads woman
Pros: Hardy, straight-talking Yorkshire woman
Cons: Suspect under pressure
Odds: 7-2
Hillary Clinton
Pros: Well-connected, appeals to the American market, very soon to be unemployed, Daughter already called Chelsea
Cons: Doesn't appeal to the American market as much as she thinks she does
Odds: 1-2F
(some pictures mercilessly cribbed from my Barwick-o-Tron)
John Motson
Pros: Talks a good game
Cons: Talks shite
Odds: 66-1
Red Rum
Pros: Proven winner
Cons: Horse
Odds: 5-1
Roland from Grange Hill
Pros: Threat of being eaten for underperforming stars; Golden Wonder sponsorship
Cons: Fat, stupid, annoying, dweeby, damaging rivalry with Gripper Stebson
Odds: 10-1
Threads woman
Pros: Hardy, straight-talking Yorkshire woman
Cons: Suspect under pressure
Odds: 7-2
Hillary Clinton
Pros: Well-connected, appeals to the American market, very soon to be unemployed, Daughter already called Chelsea
Cons: Doesn't appeal to the American market as much as she thinks she does
Odds: 1-2F
(some pictures mercilessly cribbed from my Barwick-o-Tron)
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