Tantrums, tiaras and televoting - Eurovision 2011

[hobbes]

Tantrums, tiaras and televoting - Eurovision 2011

I'm innocent yer 'onour. Honest.
I thought it up meself.

[Gerontophile]

Tantrums, tiaras and televoting - Eurovision 2011

Alderman Barnes wrote:

They've got another one of those Dutchmen who look like an illegitemate son of Rinus Michels on guitar.

Apart from their speed skaters, they all look alike, those buggers.

[David Agnew]

Tantrums, tiaras and televoting - Eurovision 2011

I've used it on every Eurovision thread since 2004.

[Gerontophile]

Tantrums, tiaras and televoting - Eurovision 2011

They look uninterested.

[Alderman Barnes]

Tantrums, tiaras and televoting - Eurovision 2011

What's this - Manhattan Transfer?

[David Agnew]

Tantrums, tiaras and televoting - Eurovision 2011

Acapella. Music's greatest crime.

[Gerontophile]

Tantrums, tiaras and televoting - Eurovision 2011

disinterested?

[hobbes]

Tantrums, tiaras and televoting - Eurovision 2011

Fuck me. It's Manhattan Transfer

[Gerontophile]

Tantrums, tiaras and televoting - Eurovision 2011

NO, THAT IS. (I did mention )

[hobbes]

Tantrums, tiaras and televoting - Eurovision 2011

Haha. Beaten to it by AB

[David Agnew]

Tantrums, tiaras and televoting - Eurovision 2011

I retract that.

Beatboxing. Music's greatest crime.

[David Agnew]

Tantrums, tiaras and televoting - Eurovision 2011

It's like the music round from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

[Gerontophile]

Tantrums, tiaras and televoting - Eurovision 2011

Guy in the white trousers reminds me of Paul Whitehouse.

[Alderman Barnes]

Tantrums, tiaras and televoting - Eurovision 2011

I'll let you use it on facebook, Hobbes

[hobbes]

Tantrums, tiaras and televoting - Eurovision 2011

Unless this improves, there'll be a lot of acts from Tuesday thinking they got the wrong side of the draw.

[Alderman Barnes]

Tantrums, tiaras and televoting - Eurovision 2011

It was like that last year, I think. The second semi was total shit.

[Gerontophile]

Tantrums, tiaras and televoting - Eurovision 2011

Now, the person alternatively known as Scott Mills, should frankly, FUCK OFF.

OOH, I HATE THIS next WITH A PASSION.

[Gerontophile]

Tantrums, tiaras and televoting - Eurovision 2011

The floor is yours...

[David Agnew]

Tantrums, tiaras and televoting - Eurovision 2011

Twins. Like Jedward.

They can sing. Well, one of them can.

[hobbes]

Tantrums, tiaras and televoting - Eurovision 2011

For the record, I did credit DA on Facebook for the lines I nicked.

[hobbes]

Tantrums, tiaras and televoting - Eurovision 2011

They look like mother and daughter, not twins. (Or twiins)
What's a dimind and why did they get tone deaf backing singers?

[Gerontophile]

Tantrums, tiaras and televoting - Eurovision 2011

This one, I think I nailed.

Get your face out of my TV you slovenly bitch (eyeliner is a shambles)

[David Agnew]

Tantrums, tiaras and televoting - Eurovision 2011

Slovakia don't want to host it, clearly. That's why the one who does the solo singing couldn't carry a note in a fucking suitcase.

[Gerontophile]

Tantrums, tiaras and televoting - Eurovision 2011

Any comments on blonde Martine McCutcheon?

[Gerontophile]

Tantrums, tiaras and televoting - Eurovision 2011

Is there a break in this? I need another vat of wine for the second half. And fuck off Sara.