Just saw that myself. Jesus wept.
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Also, less traumatic than dumb, but some probiotic thing which boasted that its bacteria are "scientifically proven to reach your gut alive". I mean, great? I would have thought that was the bare minimum. If you're boasting about that, doesn't it rather give the game away that you can't boast of any actual effect?
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Originally posted by Toby Gymshorts View PostDilly dilly!
(Agreed. Fucking reprehensible shite.)
Surely the worse crime is applying an archaic English verbal inflection to an adverb? "Noweth in bottles". Ugh.
(And when I think how many Cyrillic letters are likely to be misused in World Cup advertising... fortunately I'm determined to avoid the whole thing anyway.)
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On which note, I've just started following @NoFauxCyrillic or People for Ethical Treatment of Russian — PETR
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No, Owen Wilson, Shakespeare never said "People are usually happiest at home". Well, he might have, but at least he had the sense never to include the phrase in a play or sonnet as I suspect you're trying to imply.
What a shame your parents didn't stick to just cuddling on ye olde sofa.
Must force myself to remember what you're advertising so I don't buy one accidentally.
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That does seem odd. Alan Freeman - or maybe Tommy Vance, although his time was a little later - would seem the more likely candidates.
Still, if it were Pete Murray's Open House, you'd at least have been able to escape through the roof during Pictures at an Exhibition...
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Originally posted by Sean of the Shed View PostHyundai present Maroon 5 singing Three Little Birds for their World Cup advert. I can't unlisten to that. Maroon 5 should be Marooned for 5 years in a Siberian gulag for that fucking travesty.
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Originally posted by Sean of the Shed View PostHyundai present Maroon 5 singing Three Little Birds for their World Cup advert. I can't unlisten to that. Maroon 5 should be Marooned for 5 years in a Siberian gulag for that fucking travesty.
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