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[Wyatt Earp]

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hi-falutin: Israeli charter flight.

[Bruno]

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sui generis - indulgent pig call

[Sean of the Shed]

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Catastrophe - the award for the best moggies bottom

Arapaho - Lil' Kim

Lobotomise - allow Frenchmen to see out of their arse

San Antonio - the oriental woman from Greys Anatomy and her husband

Siesta - you know that woman off That's Life

[tracteurgarcon]

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Pubescence: Extract of pubic hair

[Bruno]

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judiciary - Kosher cupboard

[Wyatt Earp]

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judicious: contents of same.

[tracteurgarcon]

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Euthanasia: Youngsters in the Far East

[tracteurgarcon]

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Antarctic:Lorry for transporting creepy crawlies.

[Wyatt Earp]

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naphthalene: militant fat people's group

[irony towers]

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mystical: slap.

[Er Liquidatore]

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The classic:

Countryside The murder of Piers Morgan.

[irony towers]

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Irish: quite angry.

[Sean of the Shed]

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Babboon: One doner, s'il vous plait.

Hanoi: Ian Paisley has just started singing 'My Way'.

Narcissus: David Beckhams response to the question 'Is antiseptic cream the best thing for a paper cut?'

[Wyatt Earp]

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Riesling: Welsh baby.

[Gangster Octopus]

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Index - The answer to the question "where's Ant's?".

[professor van nostrum]

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Stalagmite: a miniature German prison guard

[Gangster Octopus]

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Relax : A subsequent use of senna

[tracteurgarcon]

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Barnacle:American coin left on the counter of a pub

[Sean of the Shed]

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Sitar: response in Somerset to the question 'May I sit down?'

Catarrh: response in Somerset to the question 'Is that a cat?'

Guitar: response in Somerset to the question 'Is that Gordon Ramsey?'

[Sean of the Shed]

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Cacophony: to flick shit from your lap

[Wyatt Earp]

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scar tissue: problem connecting up the video.

[Wyatt Earp]

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Sanhedrin: the patron saint of headlice treatments.

[Bruno]

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demiurge - gleam in Ashton Kutcher's eye

[Bruno]

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juxtapose - a mere facade

[Cavalry Trouser Tips]

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Bunting: A West Indies cake