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Sean of the Shed
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#251
24-08-2011, 07:03
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Herbicide:
Scrapping VW Beetles.
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#252
24-08-2011, 07:05
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Regicide:
Elton John's partner David Furnish calls his name during sex.
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IronSeaPower
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Scunthorpe U-piggin' nited.
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Choc Digestive
#253
24-08-2011, 07:06
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Boulangerie
To vocally show displeasure at female undergarments.
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#254
24-08-2011, 07:09
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Counterpanes:
Repetitive strain injury for shopkeepers.
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#255
24-08-2011, 07:12
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Handicraft:
Jar jar Binks points out Mr Solo's spaceship for him.
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#256
24-08-2011, 07:14
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Predictable:
Where a woman lays down before a sex change operation.
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#257
24-08-2011, 07:16
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Bandicoots:
The Rolling Stones.
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hobbes
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London, innit?
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Jaffa Cake
#258
24-08-2011, 09:46
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Birkenstocks:
A silly vegetable target
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#259
24-08-2011, 09:47
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Converse:
The lyrics to Jailhouse Rock
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IronSeaPower
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#260
24-08-2011, 10:02
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Tender.
What comes after nine, dummy!
Pomegranate.
Helvellyn
Arsenic.
A 'back, sac and crack' accident.
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Kettle
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#261
24-08-2011, 10:28
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Austere
- A long, equine look into the distance.
Austerity
- A long, equine look at white pills.
Equine
- Alex McLeish's cellar.
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Sean of the Shed
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#262
24-08-2011, 11:24
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Equidistance:
How far Alex McLeish can piss.
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Fussbudget
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#263
24-08-2011, 11:47
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Blimey, that's like the cryptic crossword thread all over again
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#264
24-08-2011, 15:35
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Melange
- Melvyn's daughter. You know - the one he had with that Angela.
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Wyatt Earp
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#265
24-08-2011, 15:47
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conciliates
: fool a senior Met police officer with laughable ease
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N est à?
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#266
25-08-2011, 09:29
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Spermatozoa
The act of ejaculating over a Japanese dog.
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N est à?
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#267
25-08-2011, 09:34
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Islamist
Nostalgia for lost religious certainties among apostate muslims.
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#268
25-08-2011, 09:40
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Diffident
: In exile
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more alternative than you
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#269
25-08-2011, 12:07
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Infidel
: Cuban revolutionary sex.
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#270
20-09-2011, 21:02
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Assume
: Felching when hungry
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#271
30-12-2017, 16:34
Rumbellows
: The shoutings of a person after a dozen Bacardis...
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