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    Uxbridge English Dictionary

    OK, so we haven't done this for a while, so:

    Navaho: GPS system for prostitutes.

    Murgatroyd: resembling a chicken curry.

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    Avalanche: Italian restaurant.

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      Wheelie Bin: Place Jonathon Ross actually went to

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        crèche: a posh car accident

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          What the fuck is going on here.

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            Innocent: How it smells indoors

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              Platitude: half-eaten pastry.

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                Miniscule- A creche in Liverpool.

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                  je t'adore: what your grand-mere says when you barge into the house

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                    European: To call someone common.

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                      Minature: A small job.

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                        hydrant: what you hear at speaker's corner

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                          With teh deepest gratitude to Barry Cryer:

                          Shambolic: Fake testicle

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                            Perjury A cats 12 peers.

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                              Irish: To be halfway up a mountain
                              Ireland: The top of a mountain

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                                Catamite: Substance used to blow up felines.

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                                  So is an odometer a device for measuring weird smells?

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                                    cortizone: SW19

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                                      Hygrometer: an ear surgeon who can't concentrate.

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                                        Flanell: serious egg and pastry-based problem

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                                          Focaccia: I do not care about the Far East

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                                            Focaccia: I do not care about the Far East
                                            Fluctuations And I'm not keen on Indian people either.

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                                              Focus: I am in need of sexual release

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                                                Bodega: A french impressionist painter who knows football and baseball.

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                                                  antimony: Red ink on your bank statement

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