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Wyatt Earp
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16-07-2009, 13:10
OK, so we haven't done this for a while, so:
Navaho
: GPS system for prostitutes.
Murgatroyd
: resembling a chicken curry.
Wyatt Earp
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16-07-2009, 13:13
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Avalanche
: Italian restaurant.
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Andy C
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16-07-2009, 13:31
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Wheelie Bin
: Place Jonathon Ross actually went to
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The Exploding Vole
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16-07-2009, 13:54
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crèche:
a posh car accident
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16-07-2009, 14:45
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What the fuck is going on here.
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16-07-2009, 14:50
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Innocent:
How it smells indoors
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#7
16-07-2009, 14:52
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Platitude:
half-eaten pastry.
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16-07-2009, 14:58
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Miniscule
- A creche in Liverpool.
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16-07-2009, 15:00
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je t'adore:
what your grand-mere says when you barge into the house
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16-07-2009, 15:01
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European:
To call someone common.
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16-07-2009, 15:04
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Minature:
A small job.
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16-07-2009, 15:09
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hydrant
: what you hear at speaker's corner
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16-07-2009, 15:36
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With teh deepest gratitude to Barry Cryer:
Shambolic
: Fake testicle
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16-07-2009, 15:44
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Perjury
A cats 12 peers.
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16-07-2009, 16:02
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Irish
: To be halfway up a mountain
Ireland
: The top of a mountain
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16-07-2009, 16:25
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Catamite
: Substance used to blow up felines.
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16-07-2009, 16:38
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So is an odometer a device for measuring weird smells?
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16-07-2009, 17:20
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cortizone
: SW19
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16-07-2009, 18:16
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Hygrometer:
an ear surgeon who can't concentrate.
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Cavalry Trouser Tips
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16-07-2009, 18:29
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Flanell:
serious egg and pastry-based problem
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16-07-2009, 19:18
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Focaccia
: I do not care about the Far East
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16-07-2009, 21:19
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Focaccia:
I do not care about the Far East
Fluctuations
And I'm not keen on Indian people either.
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16-07-2009, 21:34
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Focus
: I am in need of sexual release
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16-07-2009, 21:35
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Bodega
: A french impressionist painter who knows football and baseball.
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17-07-2009, 07:21
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antimony
: Red ink on your bank statement
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