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[Ray de Galles]

And perhaps someone can explain (apart from the obvious Italian TV lunacy) is going on here?

[Rogin the Armchair fan]

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"You can play Gerrard, Lampard and Beckham in the same midfield. You put them here, here, and here."

[evilC]

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"You press down on his head and up pops his...

...Oh!"

[Gangster Octopus]

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Grecian 2000. Stains your hair, but not your fingers.

[ShortyMedlocke]

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Gangster Octopus wrote:

Grecian 2000. Stains your hair, but not your fingers.

Really? You need to ask for your money back then...

[Gangster Octopus]

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I should've guessed that you'd crawl out from under your stone after last night...

[Guest]

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"Yes Mr. Capello, Martina here has been P.A. to the England coach ever since Mr. Eriksson personally selected her some years ago..."

[NHH]

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Eileen Drewery resorts to extensive plastic surgery to evade FA minders anxious to keep her far away from the England set-up.

[Guest]

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"I wonder if I keep doing this he'll let me play up front for England"

[ian.64]

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The mind transference worked! In but one moment Fabio Capello was Sandrina Cortese, seductress extraordinaire and svelte assistant to the nefarious Doctor Hellfruit. Sandrina, on the other hand, now had the face comparable to a frustrated bank manager and would soon have her powers of allure tested by boring nasally-affected Liverpudlians and spud-faced young Manchester-based strikers....