Strange occurences while urinating
I once saw a man standing with his hands on his hips while he was urinating in the bogs at Heathrow Airport. His stance was one of a proud man, who was so in control of his genitals that he didn't need to touch them at all in order to guide the piss out of his member.
Yeah, we've got one of those people at work. He's also a bit...well, creepy. A couple of years ago, he had complaints from staff for his propensity to play with himself while working at his desk.
On a slightly unrelated note, I think that firearms and weapons should be given to those in society who stand over a toilet bowl to pee and leave pools of piss on the floor. If they can't hit a foot wide ceramic bowl whilst standing over it, then their chances of hitting anyone from five feet away with a semi-automatic is virtually nil.
I once saw a man standing with his hands on his hips while he was urinating in the bogs at Heathrow Airport. His stance was one of a proud man, who was so in control of his genitals that he didn't need to touch them at all in order to guide the piss out of his member.
Yeah, we've got one of those people at work. He's also a bit...well, creepy. A couple of years ago, he had complaints from staff for his propensity to play with himself while working at his desk.
On a slightly unrelated note, I think that firearms and weapons should be given to those in society who stand over a toilet bowl to pee and leave pools of piss on the floor. If they can't hit a foot wide ceramic bowl whilst standing over it, then their chances of hitting anyone from five feet away with a semi-automatic is virtually nil.
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