Gerrard protected by Easter Egg thief

[Nishlord]

Wingco to thread, Wingco to thread

[ursus arctos]

Gerrard protected by Easter Egg thief

That Pyscho's not fit to wear the Shirt, is he?

[Nishlord]

Gerrard protected by Easter Egg thief

Read that article in a Scouse accent, and you'll electrocute yourself three paragraphs in.

[EIM]

Gerrard protected by Easter Egg thief

Check out where the heist took place. Magic.

[Ant van Oviedo]

Gerrard protected by Easter Egg thief

Classy. Easter eggs, crisps and what they probably thought was pop.

If you live in Liverpool long enough, you can expect to get your car smashed up and be chased home by a nutter, surely?

[Spearmint Rhino]

Gerrard protected by Easter Egg thief

Fuccchhhkkkin' hell.

No wonder he thought about going to Chelsea.

[gt3]

Gerrard protected by Easter Egg thief

According to the Daily Mirror he said this in Court:

"He told Lincoln crown court: "I took steps. I spoke to George Bromley Jnr. I told him to stop it and leave him alone. He followed my advice.""

Fuuuuuuu*k.

[Ball Comrade]

Gerrard protected by Easter Egg thief

I mean, what the fuck kind of defence includes that as a character reference?

[Eggchaser]

Gerrard protected by Easter Egg thief

Never mind all that crap, there's fantabulous local news about nekkid people!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cornwall/7342260.stm

[beak]

Gerrard protected by Easter Egg thief

But some villagers say the club, promising "sexy fun", is the wrong type of entertainment for a rural area.

Git orf moi laaaand.