Friday Cryptic Crossword Game

[Duncan Gardner]

1 Baked Ladyfingers, no? Yes! F*** off, Wendy love (7)

And for your bonus

2 Joe Root shot to square leg boundary (7,4)

3 Apostle: "Bread!" (5,3)

4 Travel on credit (5-5,4)

5 Change the team, recall Joe Root's predecessor (6,4)

Solutions are linked, though not necessarily grown-up

[Guy Profumo]

Served Wyatt Earp champion tea and rum cocktail, in “Oh My Darling, Clementine” [6,6]

Captain Hook
Peter Pan
?
Tinker Bell

[Artificial Hipster]

Never-Never Land. Struggling with yours though.

[Artificial Hipster]

Got it. Now the tricky bit..

[Guy Profumo]

Never-Never Land. Struggling with yours though.

Ooo. I'm demanding a stewards' enquiry on that one.

Peter lived in Neverland.

[Artificial Hipster]

Never? Neverland?

Produced Victor Mature after he first played badly around November 1st (7,4)

Love this quote about Victor Mature on Wiki

" Mature is an uninhabited creature of the naive. Simple, crude and heady - like ketchup or treacle - he is a diet scorned by the knowing, but obsessive if succumbed to in error. It is too easy to dismiss Mature, for he surpasses badness. He is a strong man in a land of hundred pound weaklings, an incredible concoction of beef steak, husky voice and brilliantine - a barely concealed sexual advertisement for soiled goods. Remarkably, he is as much himself in the cheerfully meretricious and the pretentiously serious. Such a career has no more pattern than a large ham; it slices consistently forever. The more lurid or distasteful the art the better Mature comes across."

[Artificial Hipster]

Revisited.

Produced Victor Mature after he at first played badly around opening night (7,4)

[Artificial Hipster]

_ _ N _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ E

[Artificial Hipster]

_ _ N _ L _ _ / _ A _ E

[irony towers]

Lovely misdirection, AH.

Type of craft speedsters rode, or Handley Page manufactured (10)

[Guy Profumo]

And as I'm upbraiding people, it's "My Darling Clementine"

[irony towers]

_ _ D _ _ _ _ _ _ _

[irony towers]

_ _ D _ _ _ _ _ N _

[Duncan Gardner]

Some halo of a hydroplane, you scrubber (6)

[ad hoc]

From The Stone Roses - back from the dead - "Logs Loofah" (5,4)

[Duncan Gardner]

Fools' gold isn't ripe, Roy- honestly (4,7)

[Kevin S]

Iron pyrite evolves into Charmeleon or Flareon, for example (4, 4)

[ad hoc]

There's some knowledge that I never had, and expect not to retain...

Fire type competing in the school sport's day? (4,4)

[Artificial Hipster]

Unwanted success in the sack race? (9,11)

[Artificial Hipster]

Unwanted victory in the sack race? (9,11)

_ R _ _ _ _ _ R _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ T _ _ _

[irony towers]

In our gym, coin clue for 'premature ejaculation'? (6,2,4,5)

[irony towers]

_ _ _ _ N _ / _ N / _ _ _ _ / _ _ N _ _

[irony towers]

_ _ _ _ N _ / _ N / Y _ _ _ / _ _ N _ _

[ad hoc]

Being open about coming in your pants (7)

[ad hoc]

I have the feeling that this might not be the fairest clue

_ _ P _ _ S _